Wrong in all the Right Ways

what we do in the shadows s6e9 come out and play

Look… whatever went down between us, it was to prove who was the best. I wanted to be the best. You wanted to be the best. And I'm not saying we won't get back on that path at some point, but for War Games, I'm willing to put it all to the side. I don't know whether or not you know, Charlotte, but after everything that we've been through, I've always respected you. And honestly, if someone were to ask me, "Who's someone that you would wanna go to war with? Who's someone that you would wanna stand side-by-side with?" I'd say Charlotte Flair.

Summary- Naga boyfriend won't let you leave for work.

Hot unbearably hot, waking up to your half serpent lover's tail coiled around you as he places most of his body weight on you.

Hands tangled in your hair sleeping oh so peacefully, scales ranging from the darkest of greens to warm yellows littered in patches along his skin oh how divine, you couldn't get enough even if you tried. You would stay for hours if you could just like this but nature had other ideas such as putting an awful lot of pressure on your bladder.

What had started as soft creases and sweet whispers to let you go turned into you failing without end to crawl your way out his lovely embrace to relieve yourself.

"Get off you big lump" you whined reaching for the edge of the bed, anything to pull yourself free from the bounds of muscle.

"No." was all he offered in his sleepy haze.

Reaching for your extended arms to bring you closer to his chest, he rests his head between your neck and shoulder. Basking in the heat that you emit, he couldn't help himself but to get even closer to you even if he did it unconsciously.

"Uhhh I have work to go to, You have work to get to. Come on i really need to pee." You said in a huff of air slowly accepting your fate of being his body pillow.

Responding in raspy grumbles and mumbles as he loosen his hold on you yet not letting you go entirely.

"I don't want to, you're warm. Can we stay like this a little longer?" He whispered into the shell of your ear.

"How bout this, let me use the bathroom and when i get back we can talk all bout me being your heat pack. yeah?" You persuaded kissing the tip of his nose.

Mumbling under his breath 'don't take long' as he loosen his hold just enough wiggle room to escape to the restroom before he changes his mind. As the bathroom door closes softly behind you he curled into your side of the bed nestled as if trying to trap the warmth you left behind.

After you had relieved yourself and washed your hands, you could hear bits and pieces of your boyfriend's conversation on the phone. Opening the door as quietly as you could, there he was fake sniffling on the edge of the bed flexing his green tail as he spoke lies to whom you assumed was his manager.

"Ah, Yes I've come down with um a fever. Hmhm, I'll see you next week then." He spoke trying to sound weak and frail, adding a cough and more sniffling to be as convincing as possible.

"Really a fever?, you don't even get sick like that." You sigh Leaning on the door frame but you couldn't help but smile at the oversized reptile.

"They don't know that." Shrugging his shoulders he responded nonchalantly tossing the cell phone in the hamper.

"Now, I require you warmth" he jestered towards you patting the empty side of the bed you once were.

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Didn't know what a Naga was like a week ago now I'm down a deep rabbit hole and dont wanna get out.

So um if you wanna recommend some Naga fics, it's for research...

Anyway hope you like it <3

“The hunter did not hate the wolf. The wolf did not hate the sheep. But violence felt inevitable between them. Perhaps, I thought, this was the way of the world.”