Things I Enjoy!

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

hobbies should not take up this much space. there ought to be a hobby pocket dimension, where I am able to store everything I need in a breadbox that weighs no more than my cat.

4. Exactly one lyric in the entire song fits, but it fits so well you’re going to keep the song anyways

Listening to songs and thinking about something the songs aren’t about

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

#a samurai with a flintlock pistol sitting next to a guy dressed as a caveman drinking a styrofoam cup of dr pepper#and it fucks severely

It's not THE renaissance, it's A renaissance. Of what? Up to you

best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩