if it's not alright, it's not the end.

you can say “leggings aren’t pants” as much as you want. you can shout it from a rooftop. you can make it into a big obnoxious neon sign. you can write it in skywriting way up in the sky. i won’t care. i will still be out there, somewhere, wearing leggings as pants and not caring

You ever dream something so fucked up that you actually feel a little concerned like excuse me brain what the fuck did you just create

BRUH

me: *is nice* me: *regrets it*

Shoutout to all the dudes who’ve stopped being my friend cause they realized I’d never fuck them

i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it 

TOO REAL

does anyone else dream of their future dogs instead their future family or is it just me?

I consider everybody who reblogged this family.