Not An Alpha Dave Blog

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

It's so funny seeing Dante being written as the obsessive one and Vergil as cold and hard to win over. We literally have two games that show us that if Vergil ever doubts his brother's love he will raise a monstrosity out of the ground and mass murder people until Dante swaggers over to give him attention.

i forgot Most people are not always in the state of cowering in the corner like a scared dog. y’all just be doing stuff

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife