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I just checked the Santa tracker and. Oh my god. Oh my god turn on the TV. It doesn't matter which channel. Oh my god there's a second sleigh

I thought it was a normal poll but it started two years ago?? And there is still 47,5 YEARS LEFT???

it's such a sadness to me that kids eventually lose that 'no filter' thing when they grow up. my niece asked what 9/11 is and someone explained it to her and her unfiltered conclusion was "bro. is that it"

"Did you know people are masturbating to your smut fics-- 🤢" I hope they get twice as wet as I did writing it, mind your fucking business.

i love the term "joshing." it's slang, meaning to joke or tease playfully. "i'm just joshing you." who is this notorious josh. who joshed so much that the whole concept got named after him

Whenever this photo turns up I remember that all the Joshes came and fought and then they made that little Josh's entire life by declaring him the winner and I get a little choked up.

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

Bro, We Are Homies . Its Ok To Infodump To Me . Im Ur Friend . I Love You . And Your OCs. … Bro, We Are Drawing Eachother Fanart Now . . No Dont Stop Randomly Messaging Me Bro .. Bro … 

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan