The term "gay sex" implies the existence of other kinds of sex. But that is of course liberal propaganda

we need to bring back that specific subgenre of web weaving where it was like *quote from an anne carson translation**screenshot from the cws supernatural**screenshot from an old hollywood movie**quote from a fic written in 2012**stunning oil painting by an obscure instagram artist with 23 followers**lyrics from a song from 1969**another screenshot from supernatural*

my jeans r clean forever until i spontaneously decide they aren’t anymore and i wash them

being insanely obsessive will not get u anywhere but it sure do pass the time

dont forget to spend uncountable hours of your one precious life on your phone btw 👍

mommy is going to leave you exposed in an oxygen-rich environment for hours, my little sliced apple😈

i just really don’t think food should be this expensive

you should be able to walk into your local CVS and get your uterus removed for $14.99 bro like I don't even care anymore