waiting for a ride in the dark

You kissing my bulge while I pet your face and stroke your hair.

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

I’m posting under the influence (horny)

i can’t wait to meet someone and realize i was never asking for too much

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring