Spoon in the shape of a fish. Carved from some Sycamore I found just outside Wivenhoe, Essex.
op i love your fish so much i made it a png
they are now a school of fish
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Spoon in the shape of a fish. Carved from some Sycamore I found just outside Wivenhoe, Essex.
op i love your fish so much i made it a png
they are now a school of fish

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dumb questions the Boston Raiders would (want to) ask Ilya about gay (sex) if they knew about Hollanov
Does it still count for the playoffs sex ban if it's with a dude? You know, like the poophole loophole. No I'm not asking for me! Wait that's not why you picked a man right?
Can I bring my girlfriend when we go to Boston Pride? Or is that not allowed?
Do you guys just get to leave the toilet seat up at home?
Are men better at sucking dicks?
Wait so were you lying about liking Dunkin too because I thought gay people prefer Starbucks?
Aren't you sad you'll never be able to do to it raw? And the follow-ups: doesn't it make your dick smell like ass? Wait but you never have to worry about getting pregnant that's awesome bro.
Are you going to make me vote now?
How can you tell you're like actually into dudes? Because like I can look at a dude and go “yeah he's hot” but I don't want to bang him
Aww man you must miss pizza. Because of the gluten. I thought gay people can't have it?
If you got married who would be the groom?
If you could suck your own dick, do you think you'd be more turned on by having your dick sucked or by doing the sucking?
Does this mean they'll let us in the gay clubs now? Because we've got a gay.
So who nags you to put your socks in the hamper? Dude you guys must have socks everywhere.
Did you just bang all those chicks so people wouldn't think you're gay? Because I think you might have overdone it bro.
Is that why Hollander randomly started dressing well? Because he turned gay?
Who sends you the flags? Have you got yours yet?
How the fuck did you know he was gay before you hit on him? Or have you just been trying to pull half the league and Hollander's the only one that took the bait. Wait did you hit on Scott Hunter?
(drunk and emotional) please don't have Hollander’s babies until after you've retired. We need your body for hockey
I just can't get my head around what you guys do together. Like do you just hang out doing dude shit and then fuck? Like do you play Xbox and then suck each other off? Because that sounds awesome.
Have you ever got turned on by your own dick?
I thought you had to go to college to be gay?
My asshole son (Muffin the cat) has been on a diet, on account of him being overweight. I've been losing my fuck damned mind because he is not losing weight, even when sticking to the vet reccomended diet.
Found out that the dickhead (affectionate) has figured out that the food is in the utility room cupboard. He has figured out how to hook his claws into the door, pry it open, and get into the fucking cupboard at night, where he then shoves his head in the bag and eats as much as he wants.
He then exits and closes the fucking cupboard like the genius little goddamn prick he is.
Update; my fluffy 25 pound dickhead of a Maine coon mix Disapproves Strongly of the child locks on the food door. Loudly. Is now attempting to figure out how to work a child lock with his enormous crime paws.
There's never been a fandom ghost like Cliff Marleau. He's a vampire. He's an ally. He's a latent bisexual. He a little confused but he got the spirit. He's imprinted on Ilya like a duckling. He has three sisters, all of them lesbians. He is 42. He is 28. He's French Canadian. He's from Florida. He is being psychosexually tormented by his best friend's thot husband. He is Hollanov's platonic third. He has a beautiful, terrifying wife. He's made out with Ilya but they were in Paris it's chill. Of course he's slept with men he's a fucking hockey player. He is Ilya's ex-husband.
not to keep pumping the cliff marleau stock.....but i am made emotional thinking about big brother cliff (canon police i don't want to hear it......)
like imagine your team gets first draft pick and you luck out to get this fucking russian wunderkid on your team who is such hot shit, but even though he's the second coming of hockey christ (or one of them, at least), he's wet behind the ears and barely speaks english and he gnashes his teeth and bites, but you (cliff marleau) have been around a junkyard dog or two and you know a biting dog is a scared dog. so you take to him, and he really takes to you. maybe he sees a bit of home in you, maybe you remind him of those kind men from his youth, friends' older brothers or uncles, who'd offer him pulls from their bottle, puffs off their cigarette.
#mycliff may be a total bimbo but i also think he's pretty emotionally intelligent (#empath and youngest of 4 sisters. in my mind. in my beautiful world ive created). i think he can clock that ilya is a bit of a loose cannon. ilya is moody, he's volatile, he's reckless. i think cliff sees past his showboating and can see it for what it is: detachment and insecurity, fear. i think he probably feels a big sense of responsibility towards ilya, at least at the beginning. he is of course buying ilya liquor before he turns 21 and he is of course ilya's coke dealer. but i think that is all in a "i'd rather you do it in the house" kind of way where he's able to keep an eye on him, a pseudo billet of sorts.
+ i think ilya, prisoner of his mind that he is, does eventually let cliff in to the softer side of him. i think like, sure, they're having threesomes and making gravity bongs but i think also cliff is teaching ilya to drive stick and how to order at dunkin and they're going to red sox games during the offseason and playing gta online.
and ilya doesnt quite get why it feels so comfortable to be around this old fucker but rly its because that's big bro.....like that's the brother relationship he left back in russia--actually a relationship that withered many years before he moved away. someone looking out for him and showing him the ropes.. a pat to the back....an affectionate smack to the back of the head...<3
all of this for a character with ~5 minutes screentime.....brainworms i say

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Marly decided to watch the Twilight series with Roz during Landrygate because he thought it would be fun for them to get high and make fun of the films to distract Roz from whatever was going on with him. Boy, was he not prepared for the way Ilya started sobbing when Edward left Bella in New Moon.
I just remembered Yuji, Nobara, and Megumi are like 15-16 years old. At the end of MP100 S3 that's exactly how old Shigeo and Tome are, you CANNOT convince me they'd meet and think theyr is the same age holy shit.
Tome calling Yuji and Nobara senpai only for them to be like "wow, never been called Senpai before! How old are you kids?"
And then they say FIFTEEN/SIXTEEN and they're just like "wait... we're the same age..."
Got Reigen spinning some bullshit "see this is why we don't do Cursed Energy, premature aging," and Shigeo and Tome just nod along like that gif of the two dudes doing IT troubleshooting.
Shout out to Mob Psycho 100 for being an awesome show that has emotional depth without taking itself too seriously. Also Reigen is goated
how can i call myself a fan of this webcomic if i haven't even made any fanart?? i must remedy this

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one part that i wish was left in red, white, and royal blue's movie was when alex and henry were outed instead of it being very brief/short. (if i recall correctly, i haven't watched the movie in a while.)
it didn't show much other than henry waking up and suddenly everything's taken away from him. they were both panicking in the book, i wish it showed alex and all of his thoughts, how he was panicking every second, needing to talk to henry at some point just to make sure he's doing okay. i wish it showed how ellen was caring and worried about alex, leaving behind her president-mom attitude and switching to mom, because that's her baby. the email that happened the day before the outing really showed how much alex really did love henry. they dont show the emails at all, save for when alex is in texas and henry is being a gigantic sap. there was so much stress going on after being outed, i do also wish they showed nora (?) figuring out who got the emails. i wish they included nora period??????? i wish they included alex's early morning panic when zahra ran in and snatched his phone and dragged him out to talk with his mother.
another thing i wish they included was rafael luna. he exposed richards for exploiting him for sexual favors and it really symbolizes how corrupt and disgusting politicians can be. i wish they included him in general, because it was a crucial relationship to alex. alex wanted to be like luna.
anyways. i cant wait for red, white, and royal wedding. i love rwrb, but. some scenes and characters, man, i wish they were there.
Stargoth #4ever!!!!!! Go read Cinderella Boy on webtoon! 💞
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interviewer: ilya rozanov, do you have any comment on the alleged homophobic comments targeting you in today’s game?
ilya: if they could just put their minds off where i put my dick and into where i put the puck, maybe they would notice that it is going into the goal
interviewer: shane hollander, do you have any comment on your husband and captain’s rather coarse language?
shane: is he wrong?
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 5 POLL 11
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Loid Forger (Spy x Family)
Jesus Christ (The Bible)
PROPAGANDA:
[Loid]
"Anya needs a sibling and Loid should give her one and quit his job being a spy."
[Jesus]
"So that he will understand women’s pain and stop periods and make pregnancy hurt way less. JESUS CHRIST NEED HIM PREGNANT POLL FOR WOMENS RIGHTS 2026!"
"He'd do it for us."
GUYS VOTE FOR JESUS VOTE FOR JESUS (reviving a bit of christian trauma here lol)

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i will always be troy barrett's #1 defender because i get it. between fight, flight, freeze, or fawn, troy chose fawn and i don't think he's wrong for that. you have to imagine a freshly drafted troy barrett, being on a team full of homophobic dicks, and being roomed with another rookie who is a total asshole but so confident and so loved. he reminds him of his dad, who he's always thought of as the quintessential male, and he thinks about how maybe he could make his father proud if he acted like that too. so he does. he's still scared, so fucking terrified, but now he can pretend. he's good at pretending. at some point, he's barely even pretending, and he's loved for it. he has a family, and friends, and when he really needs a break from pretending, he has his boyfriend. so what that it's all a lie? it's a lie that's keeping him safe. he's not going to bite the hand that feeds him. who cares if his stomach churns a little bit when he calls someone a fag, or if he looks at players like scott hunter with so much envious adoration? his dad is finally proud of him, and it's easier for him to just be who he's supposed to be rather than who he is.
Sofa sitting positions
I found it
This has to be like an ancient relic or something
Which funny blog is the one that you flag for historical tumblr posts
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