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Complete Set:

Objective: Xey

Subjective: Xem

Possessive Adjective: Xeir

Possessive Pronoun: Xeirs

Reflexive: Xemself 

Examples:

They asked me → Xey asked me

I answered them → I answered xem

This was their request → This was xeir request

That book is theirs  → That book is xeirs

They love themself → Xey love xemself

Tips:

Other than the beginning consonant sound, these are identical to they/them and pronounced and conjugated the same!

In English, an “x” at the beginning of a word is pronounced like a “z”– think of words like xylophone, xenon, etc.

Thank you all sm for all the love on my last post!! I’ve been a lurker in this fandom for years so I appreciate the warm welcome ❤️

Tobirama: *Kneeling down and healing Izuna, while not realising that he is awake*

Tobirama: *Leaves quickly to not be discovered*

Peace Talks arrive and Izuna and Madara both come

Izuna: *Immediately walking up to Tobirama, grinning and outstretching his hand.*

Izuna: Hey, I‘m Izuna, your soon to be “Biggest pain in the A**

Tobirama: *Confused*

Tobirama: Isn’t it supposed to be “You saved my life, now I own you?”

Izuna: Nope. The other way around.

Izuna: You saved my life, and now I’m your problem. You don’t like it? Kill me.

Tobirama: I don’t th-

Izuna: Kami wanted me dead and now you get to find out why.

Izuna: *Grinning sheepishly*

Tobirama: …

i cant anymore chat ik im spiraling rn 🫠

anyways tbrm manga panel

Everyone in the village not only could get to enjoy the fabulous day full of fire performances (pun intended) and delicious spicy foods, but also ...

Uchihas. Beautiful and gorgeous Uchihas are everywhere.

Imagine if the Uchiha clan has this sparkling filter most shoujo anime on— yeah that's the imagery of it.

Madara and Izuna with their hair up and laughing freely and grilling food, Naori and her cousins making mochis, even Hikaku stuffing his face with food he still looked gorgeous.

Hashirama, Tobirama, Mito, and Touka in the venue are like: holy shit.

Hashirama: I need Madara (carnally. Staring shamelessly at the man)

Tobirama: ... I like Izuna?! (Harsh realization)

“I considered Madara a gift from the divine” - Hashirama (like damn okay when am I gonna be someone’s gift from the divine? I see u, u poetic Shakespeare ass mf)

“Come on Itachi, this is you and me that we’re talking about. So don’t worry, it’ll be fine” - Shisui (the sweet smile he gives Itachi, good god)

Shisui: *plays with Itachi’s hair*, Itachi, at a later date: *thinks of Shisui and subconsciously plays with hair* (this is so soft oh my god they were in love)

“You were my hero,” Kakashi to Obito (fell to my knees. Obito was his hero?? The person he looked up to, who saved him? On god just like that??)

“It’s okay now, Kakashi. You don’t need to suffer anymore,” - Obito (they were literal enemies here and all Obito wanted to do was offer him comfort, end me now)

“And what of Izuna?” - Tobirama (hear me out: why did he care?? He felt something. Izuna was his perfect match, he knew he crossed a line by actually hurting him fatally, he felt guilt, he was worried)

“So only my wind…can strengthen his fire” - Naruto, about Sasuke (holy fuck this is one of the gayest lines in this entire fucking show be so honest)

“Touch one hair on his body, I dare you,” Hashirama, to his literal brother, protecting Madara (was he gonna hurt Tobirama for Madara? The drama? The suspense??)

Obito: *awakens Sharingan by protecting Kakashi*

Madara: *awakens Sharingan by having to desert Hashirama*

Sasuke: *evolves Sharingan by thinking Naruto literally died*

Itachi: *awakens Mangekyō after witnessing Shisui’s death* (also, there’s something so absolutely personal about the way that Shisui knew his death would give Itachi the Mangekyō? He just knew Itachi deeply loved him? Ow???)

Perfect scores, model shinobi Itachi, having just deserted an ANBU mission to save Shisui from Danzo only because “something didn’t feel right” (oh so you have a sixth sense for Shisui. He’s your soulmate, is what you’re saying)

Itachi recognizing Shisui’s “soul” in Naruto, giving him Shisui’s deadliest weapon and his final piece of him, and smiling(!), happy that Sasuke has him to watch over him (translation: I recognize that you love Sasuke the way Shisui loved me and he made me feel safe so I know you’ll protect Sasuke)

(Addition) this shit:

(Like hello??? Smirking and calling him a fox?? Hashi rly said “damn he’s so deadly it makes me hard”)

There’s probably more but it’s 1am and I feel like this dude writing this so I’ll just post to retain a shred of sanity