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Madara: *Blew himself, half of Konohagakure and Hashiramas garden up*
Madara: You deserve a reward for putting up with me…
Hashirama: *Healing the numerous wounds on Madaras body*
Hashirama: You are my reward.
Hashirama: *Kisses the now furiously blushing Madara*
Somewhere, someone else
Izuna: *Blew himself, the other half of Konoha and Tobiramas lab up*
Izuna: You deserve a reward for putting up with me…
Tobirama: *Stitching Izuna up*
Tobirama: Kami knows I do.
Izuna: *👁️ 👄 👁️*
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Tobirama: *sneaking into Izunas bedroom, where he lays motionsless, duo to the mortal wound Tobirama caused*
Tobirama: *Kneeling down and healing Izuna, while not realising that he is awake*
Tobirama: *Leaves quickly to not be discovered*
Peace Talks arrive and Izuna and Madara both come
Izuna: *Immediately walking up to Tobirama, grinning and outstretching his hand.*
Izuna: Hey, I‘m Izuna, your soon to be “Biggest pain in the A**
Tobirama: *Confused*
Tobirama: Isn’t it supposed to be “You saved my life, now I own you?”
Izuna: Nope. The other way around.
Izuna: You saved my life, and now I’m your problem. You don’t like it? Kill me.
Tobirama: I don’t th-
Izuna: Kami wanted me dead and now you get to find out why.
Izuna: *Grinning sheepishly*
Tobirama: …
Tobirama: You concern me more and more every day.
Madara: *coming home seeing Tobirama on the floor crying*
Izuna: *standing next to Madara, looking absolutely unfazed*
Madara: What in the-…
Madara: *looking at Izuna for help*
Izuna: *schrugs* He did it for science.
Madara: What? What do you mean “He did it for science.”?
Izuna: He wanted to see if he could get druck.
Izuna: *nodding* He can.
Madara: That still does not explain why he is laying on MY floor, crying.
Izuna: He saw a picture of Butsumas son.
Madara: But isn’t he…?
Izuna: *looking at Madara like he is done with this world*
Izuna: I know.
Sakura: Would you stab your best friends leg for 10 Million Dollars?
Sasuke: Okay, you stab me, we have 10 Million Dollars. You think we can buy a house with that?
Naruto: *super exited*
Naruto: You’ve got two legs! That’s 20 Million!
Sasuke: True! And if I stab you too we will have 40 Million Dollars!
Naruto: We could buy a mansion- pool and everything!
Sasuke and Naruto: *Planning which house they wanna buy*
Sakura: Guys what the fuck?
Kisame: *standing in the kitchen making breakfast*
Kisame: *turns around facing Itachi* Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Itachi: Even better. *looking at Kisame with a blank expression*
Kisame: What the fuck did you-
Itachi: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Berta and language.
Itachi: *goes to Kisame and presses the chicken in his arms, then leaves*
Kisame: *standing there dumfounded*
Chicken: Cock-A-Doodle-Doo🐓
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