I hope your OTP fails because [character you project yourself onto] is left by [character who is your type] for someone who is better for them
I hope the person who ends up being better is also your diametric opposite in both sexual and gender expression as well
in fact I hope [character who is your type] ends up being pansexual/romantic, just for everyone but [character you project yourself onto], thereby invalidating your existence even further
I hope [CYPYO] also ends up being the Meg Griffin of the author's down the line, thereby continuing to, by extension, invalidate you.
I hope this happens to your favorite piece of media that is your sole light of positive fixation in the darkness of your life












