NoisyJunior

its been 12 years

13 years

14 years

15 years

16 years

Loss is a dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17

18. it’s now legally allowed to vote, drive and buy hard liquors in a lot of countries

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

this recent trend of teenagers using genAI chatbots to talk to fictional characters is fucking grim. what you should be doing is roleplaying on private messages with your friends until the lines between you & the characters begin to blur & you develop some very complex & confusing feelings for each other that culminate in a massive fallout you dont have the tools to process nor understand

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

in 4th grade i was introduced to the concept of “run-on sentences” by my teacher and i immediately raised my hand and pointed out that none of the sentences being used as examples were actually grammatically wrong at all and were just longer than most people can comfortably write/read and she made me sit in the corner and i feel like that shows a lot in my typing style on this hellsite

run-on sentences are adhd culture

multiple! semicolons! or bust!

When I was in 8th grade Mr. Burgess instructed us all to write one sentence about the weather, and while most of my peers wrote one standard expected sentence (with occasionally an added phrase in commas) I - being who I am - wrote nearly a half a page, utilizing parenthesis, hyphens, and semicolons to best effect; when we went around the room to read them aloud I was called a cheater by fellow students, who thought that I had made a run on sentence, but it was also one of the rare times I saw a new-to-me teacher absolutely glowing with surprised delight.

[ID: Art of the Orion spacecraft launching into blue-black space. Its jet plume is composed of warm, earth-toned cave paintings of hands that seem to be reaching up. The pieces are identical, but the one on the left features a quote from Christina Koch that says, "We will always choose Earth We will always choose each other."

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