Swimmin' in Soup

you have a headache because you have powers

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

age regressing by 5 minutes so i can remember what i was just asked to do