trash and proud

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

— Don’t step into it, maybe there is a *laughs* curse or something”

If I would stumble upon something like this in a forest I’d be running away as quickly as possible

BREAK THE POST

the elusive 10 million note post

On my old server, there was a character named ßillyßadass.

This never failed to make me laugh, because that letter is not pronounced like B. It is a sharp S. 

Д as an aesthetic A? Дon’t be a дumbass.

И as an aesthetic N? don’t be sillи.

П as another aesthetic N? stoп it.

У as an aesthetic Y? ty bad.

Ш or Щ as an aesthetic W? nope. it’s “sh” and “shch”!

Я as an aesthetic R? surprise! it’s “ya”.

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

Available for pre-order online on Walmart, Target, Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, GooglePlay, Booksamillion, and probably at your local bookstore, too.

This is the final set I’m posting with most parts deliberately omitted. Support the author and grab a copy of the book, or put in a purchase request in your nearest public library for them to order a handful.

Release date: July 10, 2018.

From the first Force bond scene Kylo: How real her aspect seemeth, though, as if She were within this very room of mine. ….. Rey: Mine anger smolders fiercely, whilst the man Is full of academic interest.

From the second Force Bond scene [when Rey calls him a monster] Kylo: Indeed, I claim the title, wear it well. ….. Rey: What was this last admission? Aught of guilt?

From the elevator scene Kylo: I saw a vision, too, and what I saw Tells me that when the moment doth arrive, ‘Tis thou shalt turn and stand with me as one.

While fighting the Praetorian Guards Rey: The battle’s on–two lightsabers as one! Kylo: How good it feels, to fight beside the girl, As if two were made for combat shar’d.

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