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worst shit ever is when you go to a pub and someone who you are meeting for the first time like a friend of a friend brings a card game or something that they want to teach the group

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the guy who is called "semen hands" is fighting in the ufc today

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the guy who is called "semen hands" is fighting in the ufc today

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Remember to use positive language. You don't have a "receding hairline" you have a "tony soprano fade."

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one time my old boss had a truck go to melbourne instead of newcastle with like 50k worth of materials on board and i remember he was talking to the guy on the phone so unprofessionally. it still makes me laugh when i think about it he was like "cooooooooper....... cooooooooooooper where is my delivery you stupid cunt coooooooooooooper"

i bet my boss was felt so relaxed after he yelled at cooper on the phone for 20 minutes

#cooper was probably someone at a desk who had no control over the truck going to melbourne

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how good would it feel to freak out at work one time. all those bipolar baristas have probably felt catharsis that i can only dream of

#the guy who told me my truck was coming 9am but it came 12pm and i had to call 11 times to find out nearly discovered what i meant by this

i think i cured my insomnia with magnesium. i had already tried it before by taking 1 capsule and it didnt do anything at all but i read the package and it said take 2 capsules and i tried that and it worked immediately

#boy dont i feel silly #if u can sleep like 4 hours a night for 2 years and still read instructions coherently good for you i however am unable

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my truck of turf was 3 hours late today. i have no recourse

show the crowd brah lemme see the english fans

it is so funny that england cant win. however my boss is english so i cannot appear too enthused

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theres no one cool left in the world cup. i guess i want spain to win now

yesterday i was driving with the window down and a bee flew onto my arm and tried to sting me while i was driving the car. luckily it only stung my jumper. i saw the string of shit it leaves behind when they sting you on my sleeve, it definitely went for it

"leaves behind not only the stinger, but also part of its abdomen and digestive tract, plus muscles and nerves. This massive abdominal rupture kills the honey bee"

what a futile end for this bee

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