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I think the Ghostface in the opening was Stu
Stu would be one to burn down his own house and the way he looked at the TV before he leftā¦.?
Also, Stu WAS the killer in the original draft of the movie. They even filmed his reveal scene! But test audiences didn't like it apparently soā¦..
I think it would have been so cool if they kept the original ending even if it wasn't perfect.
I don't care! I just love seeing Mathew Lilard again
I still have hope for STU!
I actually enjoyed Scream 7.
Some of the kills were cool, Sid and tatum had good chemistry as mom and daughter, the chase scenes are good, acting is great, and Ghostface was fine.
Butā¦.The revival was a surprise for me, but not in a good way. It was fine, kinda underwhelming, but fine. I knew it wasn't Stu, that was an ok idea, I wanted it to be like Sam with the ending from 6.
For the most part, I liked it, the low point was the revival
8/10

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ST final reactions
Stranger Things Fans
No-ST fans/Casual viewers
I believe in COMFORMITYGATE!
š³ļø āHenry didnāt kill the kids because heās evil ā he did it because⦠SCIENCE NIGHTMARE BLOOD ABYSS???ā
Henry Creel wasnāt just going full murder-spree-in-the-rainbow-room for kicks ā he was allegedly trying to stop the lab from experimenting on his blood, because it was āinfected by The Abyssā¢,ā and he thought the only way to prevent a bigger disaster was to⦠uh⦠kill literally everyone. Including himself probably.
Which is⦠a choice.
Like yes king, we love a morally complicated villain, but also: sir, therapy exists.
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𧪠Canon Facts Check⢠(because we do research in this house)
From Season 4 canon:
⢠Henry ā child sociopath, talks to spiders like theyāre his LinkedIn network
⢠Brenner slaps a shock collar on him and turns him into Lab Employee #1 (unpaid internship)
⢠Eleven removes his chip ā Henry goes God Mode ā everyone dies ā he becomes Vecna via Upside Down baptism
What the show actually tells us:
⢠Thereās no explicit mention of his blood being āinfected by an abyssā
⢠The lab is constantly messing with extradimensional horrors, because of course it is
⢠Henry truly believes humans are pests and heās the ācorrectionā (sir you are not a Roomba)
So the theory adds:
š āWhat if Henry knew the lab was going to use his powers/blood in worse ways ā and decided to burn the whole place down to prevent it?ā
Which honestly⦠feels VERY:
āI caused the problem, but also I am the solution, and also I am the problem again.ā
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š Henry Creel: Most Misunderstood Blorbo or Walking Red Flag?
On one hand:
⢠He literally says he hates humanity
⢠He monologues like a Philosophy Major who just discovered Nietzsche
⢠He has The Vibes⢠(and they are sexy but suspicious)
On the other hand:
⢠The lab DID exploit kids
⢠Brennerās whole brand is āgaslight, gatekeep, government fundingā
⢠Every child in that facility deserved freedom, not trauma exams and electroshock Tuesdays
So when people say heās āmisunderstood,ā I get it. He is a product of abuse.
But he is also the product who kept the receipt and chose violence anyway.
Two things can be true.
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𤔠The Funny Part Because I Am Suffering
Imagine Henry like:
āIf I donāt stop them from using my blood for evil experimentation, things could get bad.ā
proceeds to commit the most evil thing possible
Sir. Buddy. Pal. Thatās like burning down the kitchen because you left a spoon in the microwave.
Also, if Eleven hadnāt yeeted him into Dimension X?
Weād have:
⢠No demogorgons
⢠No vines that look like they smell like hot pennies
⢠No Vecna clock jumpscares interrupting everyoneās playlists
Like imagine Hawkins in peace. Karen Wheeler starts a book club. Steve gets a normal job at a hardware store. Dustin invents a Roomba. Byler is canon.
Henry really said:
āLet me fix the system⦠by becoming a cosmic hate tree.ā
ā¦and okay, real talk, we cannot ignore the sacred canon moment when Noah Schnapp himself (yes, Will Byers, our literal precious cinnamon roll) once said in an interview that Henry/Vecna is āthe most misunderstood villain in the whole show.ā š
And then Millie Bobby Brown (Eleven IRL) literally shushed him mid-sentence like:
āNoah. No. Thatās enough. We are not giving Vecna a redemption arc. End of discussion.ā
š«¶ Final Thought
Henry Creel isnāt just evil.
He isnāt just misunderstood.
Heās what happens when:
⢠trauma isnāt healed
⢠power goes unchecked
⢠a kid who feels alienated decides the world deserves punishment instead of compassion
And that doesnāt make him justified.
It makes him tragic in the most uncomfortable way possible.
Which is exactly why heās such a compelling villain.
And why we are all here on tumblr, writing essays at unholy hours with crumbs in our keyboards and tears in our nachos.
THANK YOU!!!!!
š āI Think I Just Figured It Out (And The Duffers Are Gaslighting Us, Actually)ā
Listen. Sit down. Turn off your lamps. Put on your emotional seatbelts and your aluminum-foil conspiracy hats because I am having a full body revelation right now. I am vibrating. I am levitating. I am Vecna-floating above the carpet in socks.
I think⦠I just cracked it.
Iāve heard some people talk about some similar things, but here is my version, that iāve been thinking about, and i know that i sound crazy, but hear me out!!!!
Like The Duffers said āno one has predicted the endingā and that was cute of them because BABES? I think I just did. And I am screaming into my pillow and my Byler plushies.
Yes⦠i have Byler plushiesā¦
This isnāt a theory anymore. This is Joyce-Byers-Christmas-Lights-on-the-wall level clarity.
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š§ ⨠The Fourth Wall Isnāt Cracking ā Itās COLLAPSING
Vecna doesnāt just manipulate memories.
He manipulates narrative reality.
And guess who else experiences the narrative?
US.
Weāre not just watching characters lose time and misremember things.
Weāre losing scenes.
Milkshake Gate.
Birthday Gate.
Basement Gate.
Electricity Gate.
Color-Wrong-Holly-Carousel Gate.
The Duffers didnāt āmess up.ā
They didnāt āforget.ā
They didnāt āwrite inconsistently.ā
We were Vecnaād.
Whole moments existed⦠and then they didnāt.
Dialogue implied events⦠we never saw.
Characters react to conversations⦠we never witnessed.
And suddenly weāre all on Tumblr going:
āhaha continuity weird rightā
NO. The continuity is screaming. The continuity is bleeding through the drywall.
This isnāt plot error.
Itās diegetic memory corruption.
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š Will & Kali: The Unwitting Traitors (Flayed 2.0?)
Willās memories donāt line up.
Kaliās behavior is⦠sideways.
Things donāt fit.
And every time we question it, the show just smiles at us.
Will remembers things he could not have experienced.
Kaliās nosebleed doesnāt match the others.
Will leads soldiers into danger without realizing.
Like heās being piloted.
Like heās still⦠connected.
Season 2 wasnāt an arc.
It was a diagnosis.
And the basement scene? The one everyone swears existed?
The one we felt but never saw?
It didnāt get deleted.
It got erased.
From them.
From us.
From the world.
Because Vecna didnāt just break the fourth wall ā he stepped through it.
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š°ļø Time Rift Theory: November 6th Is The Key
Why is the Upside Down frozen?
Why is time fractured?
Why does everything wrong trace back to one date?
Because the wormhole didnāt just open spaceā¦
It opened chronology.
The story is looping.
The world is misaligned.
Reality has lag.
The show itself is out of sync.
And when it snaps back?
Weāre going to see what was missing.
The scenes.
The conversations.
The basement.
The truth.
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ā” Electricity, Touch, and Mike Byers-Defibrillator Wheeler
Touch = grounding.
Electricity = memory tether.
Will stabilizes through contact.
Except this season?
Mike doesnāt touch him.
Only some quick touch, and a hug.
Because Mike touching him would break the spell early.
They are saving the reveal for when the truth detonates.
Mikeās hand is the anchor.
Just like Season 2.
Just like Henry Creelās parallel.
Patty couldnāt save Henry.
But Mike can save Will.
And THAT is why Byler isnāt just romantic ā
Itās structural to the narrative reality reset.
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š The Show is Meta. Literally.
Millie Bobby Brown once said the show is meta ā a story inside a story.
Noah Schnapp even called Vecna āthe most misunderstood villainā in an interview ā like he accidentally peeked behind the curtain ā and Millie literally shushed him like:
ābestie do not unlock the DLC in public.ā
They KNOW. The cast KNOWS.
Weāre not just watching Stranger Things.
We are inside it.
Weāre the kids being manipulated.
Weāre the experiment.
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š§© It Was Never Bad Writing
The Duffers didnāt āforgetā things.
The audience did.
Because our memories are being rewritten in-universe.
We didnāt miss the clues.
We were supposed to miss them.
The finale wonāt just reveal plot.
It will reveal what we never got to see.
The restoration of time.
The missing moments.
The truth behind Will.
The fourth wall shattering into dust.
And when it happens?
Weāre going to realize the story was talking to us the whole time.
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šÆļø Conclusion: Call Me Joyce, Iāve Never Seen Clearer
If Iām wrong, throw me into the Upside Down
But I have never felt a theory click this hard.
November 6th.
The rift.
The erased scenes.
The memory corruption.
It starts with Will.
It ends with Will.
And when the timeline resets?
We will finally see what we were never meant to remember.
I believe

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I wouldāve loved that final but then they had to go and fuck up Mileven, and ignore byler
I give it a 7/10
BYLER IS STILL ENDGAME TO ME
Also, PEOPLE, donāt start shitting on the show before itās even over! Seriously, youāll have plenty of time to shit on the show after it ends
Why are people so mad about vol 2?! I thought it was good
Which Star Wars planet would you live on? For me, itās definitely Chandrila
Welcome To Derry episode 7
My GOD! RIP Rich. You were the best

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Reblog if you are a Byler pre-s5.
Stranger things season five episode four Sorcerer is rated at a 9.7/10.
Thatās one of the highest rated episodes of any tv show ever
And we still have four more episodes to go! FOUR!