DISGUSTANG

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

People will be so mean to teenagers do you literally not remember what it was like to be sixteen. Every time I talk to a teenager I feel I should hold their hands and tell them I think they're one of the bravest people on the planet just for choosing to endure but I don't because I don't want to be creepy.

I self administered black tea to the point of madness.

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

a socially isolated pervert is speaking. Listen carefully

found a pill on the ground snd ate it #gatherer

hey me and my partner saw you from across the bar we want to kill and eat you

happy wilson pussy indulgence wednesday yall

ai could simply never create a body of fanfictional work that is so revealing about the author that it borders on humiliating.

Your self respect has to be greater than your desire to be loved.

*gun shot*