wats he doin

his very best

he smol

cats be like you want to pet me so bad it makes you look stupid

i hate that i’m so absent as a person. i don’t start conversations. i can barely maintain them. i’m so weary and spaced out all the time to the point where i can’t even keep up small talk and i’m just so disappointed in myself

i think it’s important to realize that no matter how good you are to people, it won’t make them good to you

[drives over hitler’s death site]

reblog this forever 

It’s funny too cause people argue that you “can’t erase history” and that’s true. You can, however; choose how you commemorate it.

☝️☝️☝️☝️📢📢📢📢

aw fuck = “I can’t believe you’ve done this”

looks delicious

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

this gets endlessly funnier if you use this while you’re still existing in blood and flesh

that dog will laugh at anything