oozey mess
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Jimmy Eat World
noise dept.
Interview Vampire Daily
Show & Tell
gracie abrams
ellievsbear
RMH
Sade Olutola
blake kathryn
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Fieri Frames
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Today's Document
hello vonnie
Not today Justin
One Nice Bug Per Day
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@nichtschwert
*walks up to the bar* get me a white gilgamesh. and make it warm, its gonna be a long night
TWO THIRDS BEER AND ONE THIRD MILK
FROM A GOAT OR OF ITS ILK
GOES DOWN HARSH, IT ISNT GOOD
MAKES YOU FEEL YOURE MADE OF WOOD
WHITE GILGAMESH IT MAKE YOU SICK
JUST TOO FOUL, JUST TOO THICK
WHITE GILGAMESH ITS SO SO SOUR
WHITE GILGAMESH IT LASTS FOR HOURS
WHITE GILGAMESH IT IS SO BAD
WHITE GILGAMESH IT MAKE YOU SAD
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Anthology of the Killer
i started reading this book and kept tilting my head at the comparisons the author was using so i started a running list of them
this author's use of imagery is so questionable
i actually went "what the fuck" and had to stop for like 5 minutes after this one
I feel like this is important information about this post.
Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:
We’re trying to decide which of these is a better option:
or
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At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.
this is officially my worst post... god... i've lost everyuthing... fuck... fuck....!
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO FUMBLE SOMEONE
I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”
Stop that’s too funny
As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement
My condolences
put that back
National Lampoon, October 1985
priest kink but midway through sex you find out he's one of those liberal protestant priests so it's like not even a big deal for him. and he just wanted to fuck you for normal reasons
and it didn't even symbolise anything when he sighed and unbuttoned the top button of his shirt and put his clerical collar on the dresser by the side of the bed. his neck was just feeling a bit tight
#I cannot imagine a more tragic disappointment. truly.#how heartbreaking to realize that you're fucking a protestant.
@notbecauseofvictories you get back here and say this with your whole chest
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it feels gurd when itouch my ouiner
There are two types of social media: Echo and outrage.
An outrage machine will feed you stuff you don't want to see. It'll show you the worst stuff ever, even if you tell it not to. The point is to make you angry so you stay on there arguing with people. Twitter and Facebook are outrage machines.
An echo machine will feed you exactly what you want to see. Even if it's something you don't think you want to see. It'll reinforce your every bias and convince you that everyone is saying something that only 20 or so people are saying. TikTok and Tumblr are echo machines.
The difference between TikTok and Tumblr is that the former is driven by algorithms while the latter is self-selected. And humans are far less adept at self-selecting than the TikTok algorithm. On Tumblr, you're going to end up following people with wildly different opinions on things or who are obsessed with things you've never heard of.
But it's still an echo machine, and will amplify the most trivial of issues to world-shaking importance.
“It’s easy to assume”: someone’s misconception is about to be amiably corrected
“It’s tempting to assume”: someone’s assumption is about to be criticized
“It’s comforting to assume”: someone’s assumption is going to be read for filth
I love not playing along
"she's gained a lot of weight lately" "oh, good for her"
"on the wrong side of 40" "huh, which side is that?"
❗️I am not playing along with you❗️
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this is helpful to getting started on anything regardless of what you call it (from this post)
problem solving steps
IMPROVE distress tolerance skill
Lunar new year is coming up so I drew this based on the beautiful fat horse sculpture in nanjing
