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the quiet walks home from loud places princess is sure she’ll be able to schedule a nobilis game with her friends. someday!

nichtschwert

Fucking ouch!

#fav #of all time

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monsterpotion

Hi; I’m Pixie, and I’m hoping to move cross-country to live with my loving fiancée,… Gwen Iris Carlson needs your support for Help Pixie Sta

we've stalled out a bit at just over 1/3 of the way there. i'm booking the uhaul for the move today dipping into my savings but we could really use more support!

monsterpotion

46%! thank you all so much!

monsterpotion

our next step is travel costs, ideally flights from LAX to MSP - i'll be flying down to help with the move, then flying back up with pixie

anything helps!

monsterpotion

we've stalled out pretty hard since the start of the month - if anyone has resources for flights to LA or can chip in even a little it is appreciated

($2,546/$5500 as of july 15th)

taraxippos

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

taraxippos

WHO DID THIS

jaydendr4ws

In another life where she didnt fumble 🥹❤️‍🩹

scheidungsgrund

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

galecstatic

it just gets better

and better

goingonanadventuremaybe

funnyfroge

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anphivenas

kosmonin

dragongirlvenom

absolutely legendary fucking poster holy shit

ladytabletop

Dungeon Bitches by Sarah Carapace and Emily F. Allen

You're a GM for as long as you're doing GM things

what a lovely way to characterize a game that isn't quite trad and isn't quite GM-less

pseudonymjones

winnieposting

#Yessssss #she's back!#hooting and hollering #fav #of all time

shakespearesdaughters

Ursula K. Le Guin, The Left Hand of Darkness

toskarin

your 20s are about elves, your 30s are about continued meditations on the elf

toskarin

once you hit your 40s it's time to find an elf

slorty

Fuck I hate elves god damm it

toskarin

you've got 2 years left of that but then you have to make some changes

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bowsersex2

How come no one’s talking about how Jerma came out?

bowsersex2

I’d like to apologize for spreading misinformation last night. I had half an edible and was watching Jerma while high, and after hearing Jerma talk about his experience with having adhd, I came to believe that he had just come out as gay. That being said, I did find these replies to be quite humorous when my boyfriend read them to me last night.

hungwy

download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.

the-zenith-calls

My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

Legolas please gain a sense of urgency

knives-in-the-dishwater

It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.

gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"

"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."

taavicleric

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."

medievaljournalist

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

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