Machine God 38

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

hey if you’re stuck being in church this sunday here’s a reminder that it’s completely free to think about gay sex and no one can tell. the government doesn’t want you to know this but jesus thinks it’s totally cool

someone accused me of feigning a sexual attraction to spiders for clout. there's easier ways to get clout, man.....

Someone once called my 22 minute hand sewn 18th century buttonhole tutorial video "Empty, clout driven content" so I think some people will just say anything.

Had a soul-searing moment where I sat unblinking trying to figure out what a "hand sewn 18th century butthole" could be for, until I read that again.

i wasn't ready for that..lol

mulch to think about... <- me if i was a worm and had a thoughtful disposition

wriggles contemplatively

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

put a few more up!!! Grab them while they're around!

hmm... this highly personal vent post seems like the perfect place to lay my roleplay egg...

they should give a personal name to every chess piece. like c file white pawn could be emily maybe

and like they should all get character designs and the pawns all get alt designs for every piece they could become

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

Now THIS is the Dragula babe content I WANT.

I’m crying this person is so hot