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captorations

yugioh abridged is unironically a cultural artifact. it pretty much kicked off the whole abridging scene, yeah, and that's had crazy effects on related industries. but more importantly, it's just that. having been around for nearly two fucking decades and tending to reference then-recent memes, cultural events, and online norms means that you can use it to trace the evolution of, like, our entire fucking society over the past 18 years. it's living archaeology.

and yes that means early stuff is shitty! it was expected for comedies to casually mock gay people in 2006! hell, trans people weren't generally even acknowledged as existing, which led to running jokes about a notably feminine male character that would read as eye-searingly transphobic if made now. and it was transphobic then too, but it was more a reflection of the normalization of transphobia in comedy than an actively bigoted rhetorical choice. most of them could be easily reframed as the currently-acceptable "this character is an egg and somehow keeps failing to realize" gag with very minor adjustments. this is due to the complete lack of implied vitriol or value judgements beyond "haha that's funny."

the creator really didn't mean any harm, he just didn't understand that he was doing harm. and when he started to learn, he struggled with poe's law for a while. and then he sorted it out! and he did so at roughly the exact same pace the majority of the internet did.

and that's cool. that's expected. people learn, as individuals and in groups. and it's wild to be able to track that through a deeply unserious meme-filled parody series making fun of a shitty anime designed to sell trading cards

captorations

revisiting this after the creator cracked her egg to say 1. congrats to her and 2. this proves my point forever

fealty-to-thee

lets tilt with papa

iiryebreadii

aphractal2

physical manifestations of health bar?

girlnephew

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retroactivebakeries

Glitch

dundeey

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

kuntsuragi

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

jacobtheloofah

for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:

vocabulary-altering-posts

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

depsidase

dateamonster

summoning a demon to do your bidding but they are just so cartoonishly dogshit at the task you give them that the contract never gets fulfilled and now theyre just kinda living in your house

dateamonster

the demon you commanded to go out and destroy your enemies and drag their souls to hell has returned. three hours elapsed, zero souls damned, one skinned knee. demon is visibly trying not to cry.

#fav #of all time

alexmey-does-an-arts

MY STUPID FUCKING CAT WONT STOP TRYING TO TOUCH THE BEEHIVE

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thememedaddy

mywaysthehighway

this could not hit harder if it tried

bedupolker

Popping some more leftover con merchandise. This time- sets of vinyl stickers! Selling them real cheap because I want to clear them out ASAP and get... even better looking stickers.

Low quantities listed because I don't want Ko-fi to glitch and leave someone high and dry, I'll probably restock as things are sold.

Available on ko-fi!

fallingtowers

i think if you spend enough time on this website you'll inevitably collect ~10 posts you feel honorbound to reblog on sight

ckejack

rscreaming "Shut the Fuck Up" over and over again at my secretary as he slowly morphs into a lunar assassin and only makes me angrier

freegiftjones

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

chicknparm

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stephenroot

I hate cigarettes so much I hate that smoking is becoming cool again I hate that we're becoming contrarian hipsters about this disgusting habit that has literally killed so many people and destroyed so many lives I'm so serious we need to become absolute killjoys about this again it's time to go 90s scolds on cigarettes until the scourge is wiped out entirely.

swordshapedleaves

It's not even that they kill you. Lots of contrarian passively suicidal people hear that they kill you and they think "oh cool. Whatever."

They make your hands cold. They give you little asshole pucker wrinkles around your mouth. They kill you so fucking slow. Make it so your lungs hurt all the time. They make every cold a chest cold that takes months to go away. They suck your money out bit by bit, every day forever. Just be a little bit more poor forever until they kill you in fifty years. They kill you for fifty years. Just a little shorter of breath, just a little colder, heart beating a little too fast. And the longer you go, the harder it is to quit.

You're depressed and nicotine is an anti-depressant as well as a stimulant. It helps ease that crushing void in your soul just a little bit. Puts a little bit of energy in your steps. Until it doesn't. Until all you can think about is when your next smoke break is. Until you're sixty five and in the hospital because you need emergency surgery on an clogged artery and you're attempting suicide by willful medical neglect because getting the surgery that will save your life will mean not smoking a cigarette for three whole days.

aleatoryw

every morning i can hear my neighbor outside smoking. i can hear him because he is coughing: raspy, dry, painful sounding hacking cough. he is outside before the sun comes up, sometimes twice between when i wake up (5am) and when i leave for work (6am). he is outside when it is 100 degrees and smoky, when it is negative 20, when it is soaking wet.

some days my coworker checks his phone over and over, waiting for direct deposit to hit so he can buy cigarettes. even if you never get sick, smoking takes your choices away. you have to go sit outside alone in the cold first thing in the morning. you have to spend the first $12 of your paycheck on another pack. and you smell gross the entire time.

cucurb

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

theoriginalmeep

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