Cozy Red Blanket

why the fuck is Sherlock Holmes’ brother named Microsoft 

No. No. No. Wrong. His name isn’t Microsoft. That would be ridiculous. His name’s Minecraft.

actually no, its Mitochondria 

the powerhouse of Great Britain

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."

My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?”  Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”

can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents got goin on

none of us in this generation is going to be able to afford a house.

Welcome to the house i share with 30 people.  My 4x4 foot square of space has been vacuumed for your visit.

"If a gay couple calls the police, an officer may refuse to help them if interacting with a gay couple violates his religious principles. State hospitals can turn away gay couples at the door and deny them treatment with impunity. Gay couples can be banned from public parks, public pools, anything that operates under the aegis of the Kansas state government.”

is this fucking 1952

#maybe all ya dystopian futures are just highly localised#and every other country is busy doing their thing#’do you think the US will be attending the olympics this year?’#’I don’t know; I think they still have that hell-portal open’#’I’ll put them down as a maybe’ (via archnemeton)

Let’s go adventuring!

This is the best friend a person could ever have.

The last one is the best, hands down.

science.

i think my brain just exploded

science side of tumblr, please explain

Air on bottom go woosh. Air on top go woosh. Air on front go woosh. Little plane stay still.

Thanks science side of tumblr

Going to run an experiment. This post will have 0 tags. I want to see how many people it can reach just through the dash alone. Reblog when you see please :)

FOR SCIENCE

That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.

That is the sickest shit ever

i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.