... In Your Pants

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

Imagine how I feel

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

puppy on head idiot

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

That second one is something I use with a variation. When my eldest child was still a toddler, she would sometimes say to me something like “you don’t know, nobody know.” The cadence of it was very particular, too, so even to this day I’ll use that phrase on her and her siblings.

i don’t fear quitting bc 92% of the time u can come back one day if u wish 2 do so. basically don’t hold onto something so tightly just bc u fear not having the option to come back