just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

I'm loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It's interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone's gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay

My favorite mermaid art is the one of a family photo with a mermaid mother and old sailor father and their sons are both reverse merfolk (human legs with fish heads).

Jessica if you're seeing this, please give us more of them.

gotta feel bad for bald people. they can’t even get ratatouilled

Many relationships would be a lot healthier if we romanticized honest, open and direct communication instead of idealizing the idea of a partner who's intuitively in tune with your every need. You don't need someone who can read your mind, you just need someone who's willing to listen when you speak.

summer really is like. this iced coffee is all that's standing between me and incredible violence.

i don’t like “til death do us part” cause why would death part us??? u are mine in death and every life after this

be good to people for no reason