It's really quite insane...

Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.

Who among us isn’t surprised when a part of our head flies off

@theninjaslother

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Panic and RUN, panic and RUN!

I have an obligation to share a story.  I lived in the country once, owned three horses.  Well, we had hunters in our neighbourhood so the deer and the coyotes liked to hang out on our acreage because lots of room and we wouldn’t hunt them.  One day, a deer came out and started grazing in our field.  My family saw it and went ‘oh cool’ and went into our backyard to watch.  What we didn’t expect was my quarter horse x pony cross going up to the deer.  When she did, the deer took off running towards our fence and we thought ‘well so much for that that’s the end of it.’ But just before the fence, the deer swerves like a quarter horse in a barrel race and runs back to my horse.  We thought ‘oh hey that’s cool the deer’s showing off’.   What we didn’t fucking expect was for my horse to start bounding around the field like a FUCKING.  DEER.  My horse was BOUNCING.  They were playing, and showing each other they could do what the other could do.  It was hilarious.  Meanwhile, our other two horses were standing on the big hill a ways back, overlooking what was happening.  The horses were eyeing mine like she was certifiably nuts.

I’ve seen that happen with horses and deer before, too! My neighbor’s horse Bill is like… friends with the local deer and they hang out and race each other regularly. It’s very strange.

@elodieunderglass

viggo mortensen’s appeal as aragorn is 70% the voice, 25% the scene where the wild horse saves him from drowning, 12% hair, 8% ‘the beacons are lit!’, 3% swinging around the broken blade, 1.03% spitting soup back into the bowl on a windy day, .3% the way he speaks elvish (which mostly fits into the voice, but its elvish so its special), and .0004% when he kicks the orc head and screams

This is blatant “smoking a pipe with his hood on in Bree” and “shoving the double doors of helm’s deep open” erasure and I will not stand for it.

Bwhahahahaha