Da Crib

I cannot stress enough how much I love love love the way Loid and Yor’s relationship is written. By removing actual romantic attraction from the equation, the story ironically gives one of the most accurate and honest depictions of what it takes to be a married couple. Way too many people assume romantic relationships are primarily centered around…well, romance. So they commit to a long-term relationship on the basis of emotions–fleeting things that you can’t control. And then one day, the honeymoon phase high wears off and maybe you don’t feel like making out today, maybe the other is in a bad mood and not fun to talk to right now. Maybe things just aren’t as sexy as they used to be and you’re starting to get bored. 

I know it can’t happen now but the funniest outcome to Twilight finding out Yor is an assassin is him telling WISE and the Handler goes “Oh yeah we knew that.”

Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Anya, 16 years old: So tell me, when exactly will I be allowed to hang out with boys?

the entire mario party cast shows up at my funeral

The Four Elemental Power Walks