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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

cannot believe bruins captaincy is transferred by a kiss on the lips

adulthood is all about fighting for your life to meet up with your friends at a scheduled time

you know that quote "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" bc that's how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

devastated to report that being unemployed is also terrible