Panini Hacker

#this gets funnier the more time goes on

happy anniversary 

That's a guy

actually people should address this in fanfic more because “i know we could half-ass it, but i would never fake mistreat my fake husband, how dare you” is absolutely delightful

If you don’t have a 15-page backstory that you’ve both rigorously agreed on and rehearsed and acted out complete with roleplaying particularly dramatic scenes, you’re not putting enough effort in to satisfy your inner theatre nerd.

People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

OP likes to sit in their own soup when it’s hotter than the surface of the sun

The Original

im sorry but writing enemies to lovers on ao3 is so fucking funny. one of them will go a whole paragraph saying how much they hate, absolutely despise, have genuine burning contempt for the other and we’re all here knowing damn well that enemies to lovers tag is just sat there. like we already know what’s coming bro you’re just embarrassing yourself

the appeal of enemies to lovers though is less “oh will they ever get together?” and more “at what exact point does he go from wanting to kill the bitch to the oh in italics?”

absolutely nothing will top the video game experience of being SHIT at a video game but all the npcs you come into contact with are in awe of you for being the most amazing and talented person they’ve ever met

Pokemon is almost always the opposite of this. I’ll have 6 gods in my party and won the championship a half dozen times and some snot nosed kid with one diglet will still be like, “you think you can beat me?”

Sometimes I get disappointed about work in hiatus and then I remember I've never finished my poorly written self-insert anime fanfiction and maybe there's people somewhere who are waiting for the second chapter

I wonder how my 3 readers from fanfiction dot com are doing ? It's been 5 years

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now