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katniss: everyone’s so focused on protecting peeta because they too know how pure hearted he is and believe that he—a boy they’ve never even met before—deserves to survive over them and their friends of literal decades
finnick, to literally everyone else: okay if peeta dies she’s gonna kill all of us and then herself, so hands in, protect bread boy on three-
They made me play yaoi chess in my open world game bruh
the difference in hunger games narrators is so funny to me like this is our starting lineup
katniss: i go to a place and do a thing using a skill. also everyone hates me. oh you want to know more about myself? here are four straight paragraphs just describing food instead.
haymitch: so the baker’s in love with my best friends girl and my girlfriend’s uncle is gay and secretly dating the town window-fixer and she’s actually related to lucy gray and has beef with the mayors daughter who bullied me and her social security number is—
snow: everyone here is UGLY and OBNOXIOUS and TACKY and I Am God.
joel's schoolboy crush on kumail continues to be adorable

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TIL that in medieval times trebuchets were sometimes used during tournaments to bombard the watching ladies with roses, and there is something so inherently comedic about this to me. picture me blasting roses at my lover's window with the force of a battlefield assault to win her hand
this one's from last year but I just started my rotk reread and this scene makes me giggle every time
Can you imagine being Gandalf? Getting shit from other wizards because you have a thing for hobbits and you're just like, okay. Okay, maybe I'll temper my fascination with hobbits.
This Ring quest will have two hobbits. Maximum.
Then they all get to Rivendell and have somehow multiplied into four hobbits. And it's like. Okay. Maybe the others are right.
Maybe this is too many hobbits.
We have as many hobbits as we have not-hobbits.
But damn it, you just don't want to get rid of any of these hobbits. Screw it! Everyone can deal. Four hobbits. This is a four hobbits problem.
So away you go.
And things go bad in the worst possible way.
Over and over.
You've lost your hobbits. You've lost yourself. The fellowship has been separated.
It takes everything in your power to help the humans defend themselves, bringing them together to save Rohan. Finally, as things begin to look upright, you're ready to face the war with everything the Rohirrim have left.
You're ready to face him. This may be the hardest battle you've ever fought. But you ride.
Then you get there and two of your fucking hobbits are sitting there like "Yeah, while you were gone, we raised a tree army and beat Saruman's ass. Wanna help us loot his tower?"
....
There were not, in fact, too many hobbits.
This was a four hobbits problem.
God, to make lesbian-coded characters fall in love with me while pretending to be a man. Is this about She’s the Man or The Guy She Was Interested In Wasn’t a Guy at All? Yes

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The beautiful thing about She’s the Man is that not only does it perfectly translate shakespeare into the world of cheesy 2000s movies, as well as maintain a lot of accuracy for something that’s less of a direct film adaptation and more of a movie BASED on the original play, but it also captures it in ESSENCE. Yes, a good Twelfth Night DOES have me down bad for both the Viola and Orsino characters at once (and Duke isn’t even my usual type in men at ALL, they literally just got his personality down so well that I fell in love). Yes, The All-American Rejects WOULD play in the backgrounds of scenes multiple times. Yes, Malvolio would have a pet tarantula, and yes, both Viola and Orsino would be terrified of it.
I know in my heart, in my very soul, that athelas is related to mint. I just KNOW that kingsfoil is in the lamiaceae family.
There are hobbits who recoil in genteel horror when some innocent little baby hobbit gardener proudly says they planted kingsfoil in the herb garden because it smells nice.
The houses of healing at Minas Tirith do not challenge the king about having it in their medicinal gardens, but they do side eye him very hard.
Someone decides to plant it in Mordor
it's so deliciously fucked up that none of the women in something very bad is going to happen textually believe the man they married is their soulmate. only the men. it's the successful performance of it all and how much of traditional femininity is performance for men. how women are taught to fit themselves around men (around husbands) and those men feel so confident that this woman is made for them because she has carved away or hidden the parts of herself that would undermine that conviction, all the while the woman is completely incapable of believing that man is her soulmate because he is incapable of seeing her fully at all. these men would not recognize their wives' whole selves.
victoria chose not to marry the man she truly loved in order to marry the man who was more devoted to her and who would be obedient, a survival choice in the far more sexist time period she was married in, when a man's power to curtail his wife was far more complete. she never mentions the man she loved again and performs an empty devotion to the husband she chose in order to remain the master of her own domain. and her husband cannot see that. he can never see his wife completely and know that she chose him in order to remain in control. he must believe the whole time that she loved him more than the other, that they moved past it.
rachel's immediate reaction to the witness' explanation is that she is going to die, and we see why. throughout the movie, nicky does not listen to her once. he performs a caring spouse routine to his family's standards by constantly ignoring her wishes. he pressures her about children relentlessly despite her clearly stated preference to have NO children. he decides to drive 8 hours to search for a wedding dress rather than wait for their friends to call back against her repeated pleas to stay with her. the fact that he did not actually believe her about the airplane's doom in their meetcute story is stupid but it is also very significant. nicky pays lipservice to rachel's instincts and anxieties--just enough to calm her into compliance with his desperate attempts to mimic his parents' 'perfect' marriage. he hunts the fox doggedly all day because his father told him to, ignoring his fiancee and pretending to himself that her anxieties are nonsense (always nonsense) until she turns to nell for support. of course rachel does not turn to nicky, why would she? his immediate reaction to every situation is an attempt to disprove and change her conclusions.
nell knows that her soulmate is her own choice, and she is actively in divorce proceedings. she has decided to stop choosing a man that she loves but who is mean to her and who she knows will never ever change for the sake of her wellbeing. she can only look at the man who is convinced that they are meant for each other with shock and grief, knowing also that he must have loved his first wife with the same broken and impotent sort of love that he gave to nell. loving, in his mind, does not require any attempt to avoid causing pain to the one he loves.
right before he forces her into a marriage that ends her life, rachel says she is done betraying herself for nicky. because that is what marriage is to a woman. a cycle of self-betrayal to appease a man
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everyone please watch this video of Greg Davies picking up Nick Mohammed out of a pile of inner tubes

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Series 9, episode 4. Task: Create the most striking water feature.
GRACE & FAITH MACCAULLAY Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (2026) | dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett