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“Welcome to the “How To Treat Your Deputy class”, my name’s Pam and today we’ll start with basic breast holding. a.k.a ‘boobie smooth’” 

“My assistant here will serve as model.”

“Now, not much theory is needed when you approach this.” 

 “Let’s get straight to the issue. Miss Atkinson, ready?”

“So first, be sure you get a good view of them, not neccessarily 90 degrees, but nothing shouldn’t be in your way. So look straight at them.”

“Don’t panic, I know you’re be like:

 …but you have to restrain yourself a bit.And then you get your hand ready:open your palm and rise the hand slowly then trying to maintain eye contact but at a same time not to lose chest area contact, lower the open palm to land softly on the breast and just leave it there resting for a second, cupping it, then  your grasp gets firmer with your confidence.”

“Everything clear? Ok, let’s give it a practice shot. Joan I can see you have no partner so you can practice with Miss Atkinson here.” 

FIVE MINUTES LATER

“Ferguson! What are you doing? Are you afraid? Because I was watching you for the last minute and when you manage to make contact you’re like scared chicken: 

…try again.”

“Enough, Grab and squeeze Ferguson! Not poke! Let me show you. Once you manage this then you can slowly start to move from one to another, left right, left right left right, and go on like that.”