the villagers: OH MY GOD GET OUT OF HERE ITS A DRAGON ATTACK HES BURNING DOWN THE WHOLE VILLAGE
me noticing the "dragon" actually only has 2 hind legs instead of 4 legs: thats actually a w-
*flames engulf me completely*
you deserve to be lit on fire, dragon is a caragory word, wyverns are a type of dragon
*my jaw bone slowly falls off my charred skeleton with good comedic timing*










