Lesbian and Ready to Get Down

Feel like pure shit just want serotonin back

Yes but it’s cute

i love that photoset of elsa and her mom because it clearly shows how the mom is literally just an elsa recolor

God forbid kids and their parents look alike, as if genetics were involved or something, ha

Royal families tend to have smaller gene pools, so there’s a lot less variety

“it’s not bad character design it’s inbreeding”

need a convenient shorthand for “I’m operating at 99% capacity right now and assigning me what appears to be a trivially easy task places me at the risk of catastrophic structural failure”

what more could white male filmmakers possibly say abt world war 2

sometimes it’s just u and ur oversized jacket against the world

I was at my cousin’s house for a family barbecue and she shushed us all bc her neighbor ‘The Captain’ was walking by with a dog, and he was just some skinny guy with a long ponytail and a captain’s hat walking an irish wolfhound so we all like ‘what’s the big deal’ but she told us to wait and then like ten minutes later he passed again on his way back to his house but he just…had a different dog. it was like a cocker spaniel. she said every day he leaves the house with the wolfhound and comes back with the tiny dog and she’s never seen them get returned either way. she can never find out where he walks to. shes been watching him for years. my family was freaking the fuck out one of my other cousins looked like he was about to have an aneurysm.  

This is comedy gold

This is the dude that hired the clown

i love that you can just say “this is the the dude that hired the clown” AND EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY KNOWS WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT.

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

Not to be an anarchist on main but we should all have free time and space to make things and be creative