Come As You Are

Pro tips from original antifa.

I- I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

if you as a father dont think your kid working with robots is cool as all fuck then you not only failed as a father but you failed at understanding what awesome is

I’m so glad he rescued those dogs from space

Alien dogs

Oh so y’all just TRYING to make me cry this morning…..

This is just like how the white doves from the funeral followed us all the way home

TRUTH

Also worth knowing: training your child to accept arbitrary ‘reasons’ for obedience like ‘because I said so’ and ‘my house my rules’ etc trains them to be more susceptible to peer pressure because in their mind, when someone who is at all an authority (older than them, bigger than them, more impressive than them, more confident than them) demands something, they should accept it and not think about it critically. Let them ask why, and give them a real reason. If not, don’t be surprised when they fall for lots of bullshit when they are older. You’re the one that made them believe ‘BECAUSE’ was reason enough.

When I talk about eating the rich, I’m not talking about your parents who own a nice sized house, 2+ cars and maybe a boat. I’m talking about the people who have 10+ million sitting in the bank that their great great grandkids won’t touch. Don’t be mistaken.

i learned that each woman spends approximately $5,600 on her period over her lifetime (x)

where did you get them? theyre so cute I love!

@cerenae i got them here! i recommend 10/10!

Last period was the first time I didn’t use any non reusable products!

Bless him

no offense but I’ve been learning how to have fun in dumb circumstances

I was showering during the storm tonight and the light started flickering violently so I peeked out from the curtain and looked at my cat sitting on the counter and said to her “mrs obama it’s been an honor” and then the power went out

stephen hillenburg is personally responsible for radicalizing me and I thank him