Well, I guess that pretty much runs me out of excuses...
Time to crack the meshing and pose-creating conundrum.
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Well, I guess that pretty much runs me out of excuses...
Time to crack the meshing and pose-creating conundrum.

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Then River whispered:
ââŚwanna make coffee like psychopaths?â
Haruo laughed quietly.
âAt three-thirty in the morning?â
âListen. If my brainâs clock says itâs noon, Iâm not arguing. Also if I stand here much longer Iâm just gonna climb on top of you again and we will absolutely not leave this bed today.â
Haruo stopped mid-step.
ââŚRiv.â
ââŚyeah?â
ââŚdid we own a third bed yesterday?â
ââŚnope.â
They both stared into the darkness.
Very awake.
Very still.
And suddenly very aware they were not the only ones in the house.
The hallway felt like the inside of a cave.
Not dim.
Not shadowy.
Absolute, light-devouring black.
Haruo and River stood shoulder to shoulder just outside the bedroom door, fingers laced together, both squinting toward the vague, rectangular darker-than-dark shape of the living room.
There was definitely something there.
A lump.
Low.
Horizontal.
Right where absolutely nothing had been yesterday.
Haruo leaned forward a fraction. âTell me Iâm hallucinating.â
River whispered back, âIf you are, weâre sharing the same one, because that is one hundred percent a bed.â
ââŚwe didnât buy a bed.â
âWe could barely buy groceries without emotional damage, Haru. We did not secretly purchase furniture.â
They stared.
Still.
Listening.
The house made those tiny nighttime soundsâwood settling, the faint tick of cooling pipesâbut underneath thatâ
Breathing.
Soft.
Slow.
Someone breathing.
Riverâs grip tightened on his hand. âThere is a person in our living room.â
âYep.â
âWe did not invite a person.â
âNope.â
Beat.
ââŚis this how horror movies start?â
âDonât say that,â he hissed.
They took one cautious step forward.
Floorboard creak.
Both froze.
Nothing happened.
Another step.
Closer now.
The shape resolved slightlyâblankets. A pillow. Definitely a body-shaped mound under it.
River leaned up near his ear. âIf that thing sits up suddenly Iâm going to die. Just instantly. Heartâs gonna clock out.â
âSame.â
They edged forward like two idiots investigating a raccoon.
Haruo squinted harder, trying to make out details.
Long hair spilled over the pillow.
Familiar silhouette.
Brain slowly catching up.
ââŚwait,â he murmured. âThat looks likeââ
The mound suddenly MOVED.
Blankets jerked.
A figure shot straight upright like a corpse yanked by strings.
Haruo and River screamed in perfect, synchronized stereo.
Not dignified screams.
Full, startled, primal horror screams.
âAAAHâWHAT THE HELLââ
âJESUS CHRISTââ
At the exact same timeâ
Tsana bolted upright in bed, equally panicked.
âWHOâS THEREâ?!â
So now all three of them were screaming.
Three different pitches.
Total chaos.
River grabbed Haruoâs arm like she was about to climb him like a tree.
Haruo nearly tripped backward into the wall.
Tsana flailed for something that might have been a lamp or a weapon or divine intervention.
âWHY ARE THERE FOOTSTEPSâ?!â Tsana barked, voice sharp and fully awake.
âWHY ARE YOU IN OUR LIVING ROOM?!â River shot back.
âWHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!â Tsana countered.
âBECAUSE YOU SAT UP LIKE A DEMON!â
âBECAUSE YOU WERE STANDING THERE LIKE SERIAL KILLERS!â
Trinkets and Treasured
Just a little thing I've been working on.
Standing outside the Pre-Fabulous. That thing is like a shoebox. One bedroom, six windows and a door that looks like it belongs on a factory, not on a residential buidlng
River decided to adopt a plant. Named it Fernando. Nobody knows what species it is. It looks like spider plant if one has to hazard a guess. We'll see if it survives.
Haruo and River decided to go fishing in the afternoon. Well...actually Haruo would have PREFERRED to scale model build, but THEY DIDN'T HAVE THAT ACTIVITY IN THE SIMS, DID THEY?!!!!
River gets a call from her sister Maegyn (I gave her sister, she doesn't have one in the game...so sue me).
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âOh please,â Maegyn said, voice tight with giggles. âBirds donât care, rivers donât care, Iâm just doing my job as your extremely responsible younger sibling. So tell me, big sis. Is heââ she lowered her voice dramatically, ââtreating you right in theâŚbedroom department?â
Haruo, who was about ten feet away, holding the rod like it was a fragile artifact, glanced over at River. ââŚRiver?â
âShhh!â River hissed, pressing the phone to her chest. âHe doesnât exist in this conversation. HeâsâŚa hallucination.â
âTotally hallucinated,â Maegyn agreed. âAnyway! Did you two, likeâŚspend the whole day moving in and testing the furniture? I need specifics. I need data. I need charts. Temperature charts, moisture levels, all of it.â
River groaned, covering her face with one hand. âMaegyn. Youâre sixteen. Stop being a tiny, relentless interrogator. We are adults. Some things areââ
âConfidential?â Maegyn offered. âSecret? Classified?â
âExactly. Classified,â River said, trying not to laugh. She peeked over at Haruo, who was clearly aware but pretending to concentrate on the bobbing lure. ââŚClassified, okay? Move-in went fine. We ate. We unpacked. There wasâŚsome chaos. Very adult chaos.â
ââŚadult chaos,â Maegyn echoed, suspicious. âSoundsâŚdeliciously suspect. Did anyoneâŚwake up in unusual places? Multiple times? Or is this just standard-issue adult weirdness?â
River froze for half a heartbeat. ââŚStandard-issue adult weirdness. NothingâŚweirdly horizontal. Yet.â
âYet,â Maegyn repeated, drawing it out like a pro. âHmm. Iâll hold you to that. Oh! And beds! Are theyâŚtested? For functionality? Durability? Safety? Horizontal-situation-readiness?â
River groaned audibly, eyes rolling so hard she thought she might see the back of her own skull. Haruo snorted from his side of the pond, clearly trying not to laugh.
ââŚMaegyn. You are officially too young for this conversation. But also, youâre terrifyingly good at asking the exact questions I donât want to answer.â
âThank you! Thatâs called genius.â
River pressed the phone against her ear, muttering under her breath. âI regret everything. ===
Watcher does a little landscaping while the peons are asleep.
River and Haruo asleep before they find out that... 1. Their prefab has a new roommate 2. Before they realize that there has been some "supernatural horticulture".
Guess there's only one thing to do after you realize that there's a bed that you never bought, and a classmate who has just all of a sudden decided to move into your one bedroom pre-fab.
Eat.
People won't like this Controversial Take
I don't care. Sometimes I do use AI to generate pictures because I'm not going to ask around to find cc that may not be created. Take for example, I send my sims to A&W in my stories all the time (Frankly. it's a favorite spot and evidently the quality of burger is way better north of the border than it is down south)
I don't recall when Teen-burgers were this friggin' huge. So...exactly who's going to spend a shit-ton of time trying to come up with cc like this? Or do I use "Hogan's" which is a rabbit hole? Or come up with an AI image instead to illustrate my story instead of bashing my head against a wall because I'm not able to create the scene the way I want to? OR... How about THIS ONE? Nobody's ever done cc of the US Navy Blue Angels, have they?
Get my point? So unless creators are willing to create EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE creation, then don't complain if writers use AI to put their sims in situations that aren't possible without cc creators spending every possible second of every single day creating cc that they may or may not like having to create. Disclaimer - These two images were created with the assistance of Google Gemini. Furthermore: Scenes that you cannot usually do like smoke coming out of a house (in this case fumes from a bug bomb).
Getting ready to assault the bugs.
Tsana's still inside the house. Yeah, I'm dead. Poor Riv.
"I found the titty sliders" (Yeah, I'm like a kid).
55 years ago, there was no political correctness. So a few of you might find this post obscene.
Unlike some of the denizens who frequent Lovers Lab and other places of "shall we say interesting repute...I've endeavoured to keep them rather "proportioned..." And un-surprisingly I found Delphy's breast sliders in "mouth adjustment sliders". Now there's a revelation for ya...or at the very least there's a dirty joke in there somewhere.
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I also used JSSims Sims 3 Cleavage accessory...to highlight it...which I think, worked.
It took a little work... ~evil smirk~

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Ryver versus River.
Ryver Redsun (SWTOR) vs. River McIrish (The Sims 3)
Limited in matching by the constraints of SWTOR. ~smirk~
"What Remains"
Chapter One: âPea Soup and Pukeâ
660 Lily Pad Lane â Monday June 20, 1988 â 11:45AM
When Haruo bought 660 Lily Pad Lane sight unseen, he could not have reckoned on its godawful color scheme: green the shade of pea soup, paired with a nauseating yellow that looked as though it had been puked up by an infant suffering a particularly nasty stomach upset.
âWhat a stomach turning new color palette weâve discovered.â A sarcastic voice beside him commented.
Auburn hair caught the light as she leaned against the mailbox like punctuation at the end of a very smug sentence. River McIrish surveyed the house the way a cat surveyed a piece of furniture it was already planning to destroyâhead tilted, mouth curved, judgment absolute. The miniskirt did nothing to blunt the effect; if anything, it weaponized it. Her legs went on forever, and not just because she knew exactly how to stand to make them do that.
Haruo sighed, long-suffering but fond. âYou didnât have to come.â
River turned just enough to fix him with those green eyesâbright, sharp, and entirely too pleased with themselves. âSure I did. Iâm your girlfriend. This is the part where I witness your bad life decisions in real time so I can remind you of them later.â
He glanced back at the house. The color seemed to pulse, like it knew it was being judged. âIt looked different in the listing.â
âOh, honey,â she said gently, pushing off the sidewalk and coming to stand beside him. She slipped her arm through his without askingâshe never askedâand gave the house another once-over. âThat color is a felony. Iâm pretty sure if we called the city, theyâd board it up on principle.â
âDonât say we,â Haruo muttered. âI bought it.â
âAnd Iâm sleeping in it,â River shot back. âWhich makes me an injured party.â
Why You Will Never See My Asian Sims With Tattoos.
Growing up in an Japanese-Canadian family, we were raised with the fact that for our ethnic background, that tattoos were linked with criminal behaviour and as such was nothing to be glamorized.
My dad was especially strict about not doing body-modification or getting inked. "That kind of thing is for hakujin and furyo (delinquents)" was what he would say.
It's still a mentality I hold to this day even 55 years hence. So I'll never tattoo my asian sims. For us. tattooing hold a notorious reputation and it's not a form of self-expression in Japanese society.
Sorry...so NO tattoos on Haruo or his cousins...EVER.
Thanks to @melsts3cc
I have now downloaded enough hair retextures to make my poor computer rethink its existence.
Next Time I Try to Set A Handel Opera to Sims 3 (Someone Please Bring Me to My Senses?!)
The audience sat rapt, a collective hush falling over the hall. Even non-opera friends, perched on the edge of seats, unconsciously mirrored the tension on stage: fingers drummed lightly, heads tilted, eyes fixed on the principals. Every note, every gesture, every subtle pause carried the weight of the enchanted island, even without elaborate sets.
River stepped forward slowly, every movement deliberate, every breath measured. Her sharp eyes followed Fiona Leducâs careful stance as Bradamante disguised as Ricciardo, armor gleaming under the stage lights. The hum of anticipation in the audience seemed almost tangible, punctuated by the gentle scrape of bows on strings and the harpsichordâs clear, crystalline pluck from Tessaâs fingers in the pit. Each note underscored the tension of the moment, a fragile bridge between spoken word and song, between danger and desire.
The hall seemed to shrink around her, every seat, every gasp, every heartbeat in the audience amplifying her own pulse. Riverâs hands hovered for a moment, fingers flexing slightly as she envisioned Morganaâs internal calculationâthe cautious curiosity, the sharp awareness of the power Ricciardo and Melisso represented, and the glimmer of something more intimate hidden beneath the political dance of courtly manners.
She let her gaze sweep across the stage, meeting Fionaâs eyes for the briefest instant, acknowledging Ricciardoâs presence with all the subtlety a character like Morgana demanded. Her voice, just above a whisper, began to float over the orchestra, carrying the first fragile notes of her recitative:
"Per te, nobil guerriero, un dolce amore mi si desta nell'alma."
She felt the vibration in her chest, the way each syllable demanded physical support, a delicate choreography of lungs, diaphragm, and articulation. Behind her, the chorus remained poised, silent until their cues, yet their presence was felt, a living shadow of the islandâs unseen court. Every tiny shuffle, every controlled breath of her fellow performers backstage was absorbed into her own tension, a lattice of collective focus.
River stepped a fraction closer, letting her free hand extend with slow precision. Her fingers traced the air toward Fionaâs arm, brushing the gleaming armor as lightly as a butterfly wing, a gesture heavy with narrative weight, signaling Morganaâs curiosity, desire, and tentative trust.
The pit swelled under Tessaâs deft harpsichord work, flanked by strings, oboes, and bassoons. Each note underscored the suspense of the gesture, the poised pause that held the audience on the edge of their seats. Even the youngest students in the mezzanine leaned forward instinctively, recognizing the gravity in a silent touch, the promise of what was to follow.
River inhaled sharply, letting Morganaâs awareness settle fully into her body, her stance subtle yet commanding. The audience, the friends scattered through the hall, the parents, the family, the professorsâthey all held their collective breath, sensing the narrative pivot, the invisible thread of magic and human desire about to snap into song.
Her gaze remained fixed on Fionaâs Ricciardo. The orchestraâs swell gently tapered, and Tessaâs harpsichord arpeggios shimmered beneath the recitative, delicate yet insistent, like the tide lapping at the feet of the enchanted island. Riverâs pulse synced with the rhythm of the pit, the air thick with expectation.
Then, almost imperceptibly, she allowed herself to pause, hand still resting lightly on Fionaâs armor-clad forearm. Every muscle in her body tightened slightly, eyes bright, breath measured, holding the moment suspended in time. The audience didnât blink. Even backstage, Haruo, poised for his Oronte entrance later, felt the tension vibrate through the floorboards.
The entire hall seemed to lean in, collectively aware that the next momentâher ariaâwould launch the drama fully into motion.
Brianâs Melisso and Fiona Leducâs Bradamante moved deliberately, stepping carefully across the imagined terrain of Alcinaâs island. Each movement carried the weight of their charactersâ purposeâsearching, calculating, wary of every unseen danger that the enchanted landscape might hold. Armor plates clinked softly under Fionaâs controlled movements, and Brianâs hands occasionally lifted in measured gestures, guiding attention, protecting their progress without overshadowing the focus on Morgana.
On the stageâs center, River knelt slowly, sinking into the pose of Morgana caught between awe and desire. Her knees pressed lightly into the polished wood, spine straight yet fluid, the tension of anticipation shifting into something softer, more intimate. Her hands crossed delicately over her chest, fingers brushing lightly, a subtle embrace that conveyed both ecstasy and restraint.
In the pit, the orchestra began the gentle introduction to the aria, strings trembling with the rising anticipation, woodwinds weaving a delicate counterpoint, and Tessa Doyleâs harpsichord articulating the melody with crystalline clarity. Each note seemed to echo across the hall, drawing the audience into the moment before a single word was sung.
River inhaled slowly, feeling the resonance in her chest, the delicate control she had cultivated over months of rehearsal. The audience, nearly breathless, watched as the figure of Morgana settled into a posture of blissful surrender to her emotions, eyes lifting to the invisible sky, lips parting.
Then, with absolute stillness, she allowed her voice to emerge, low and reverent at first, carrying the precise tonal weight and phrasing she had rehearsed:
MORGANA "O sâapre al riso, o parla, o tace, ha un non so che, il tuo bel viso, che troppo piace, caro, al mio cor. "
She paused there, letting the sound resonate fully in the hall, the orchestra holding its delicate suspense, the chorus frozen in anticipation of their eventual entrance. Her hands remained crossed over her chest, eyes luminous with the characterâs awakening delight, the magic of the moment palpable to every observer, from the mezzanine to the front row.
Backstage, Haruoâs frame shifted slightly, watching the cues for his later entrance, absorbing every flicker of gesture and inflection. The sold-out audience leaned in, captivatedâfriends whispering softly to each other, parents gripping armrests, and professors like Conti and Dufresne silently cataloging every nuance of interpretation. The hall seemed to vibrate with
Morganaâs first breath of song, a moment suspended on the threshold between recitative and full aria.
MORGANA "caro, al mio cor. ha un non so che, il tuo bel viso, che troppo piace, caro, al mio cor."
She got up, twirled, gliding across the stage to a pole. She wiped her hand across her forehead as if wiping off the desire that flooded her.
The orchestra followed her every movement, strings swelling gently, harpsichord sparkling, woodwinds accenting the curve of her twirl. Backstage, Haruoâs massive frame tensed as he tracked her motions, waiting for the cues that would draw Oronte into the drama. The sold-out audience leaned forward in their seats, captivated by the fluidity of her gestures and the palpable energy of the character. Every friend, family member, and professor felt the moment, as if the air itself shimmered with Morganaâs longing.
Riverâs eyes were luminous, catching the light as she moved, body language communicating delight, curiosity, and the first flush of desireâall without breaking the lyrical flow. Even the chorus, frozen in anticipatory silence, felt the ripple of energy she created, ready to support her once the aria fully bloomed.
MORGANA "O sâapre al riso, o parla, o tace, ha un non so che, il tuo bel viso ha un non so che, il tuo bel viso che troppo piace, caro,"
River wrapped herself around the pole, twining her body gracefully as if the wood were a partner in the dance of her desire. The orchestra held a single, suspended measure, the harpsichordâs crisp notes echoing in the tension-filled hall. Every breath, every heartbeat backstage and in the audience seemed to pause alongside her.
Then, with delicate inevitability, she sang:
"caro, al mio cor."
She sank to the ground, knees folding beneath her, hands clasped again over her breasts, the vulnerability of the gesture stark against the confidence of her earlier twirl. Her voice trembled slightly, a shiver threading through the note, and a soft, controlled vibrato enriched the phrase:
"caro, al mio cor."
The audience was mesmerizedâfriends, family, and professors alike leaning forward as if drawn by an invisible tether. Even the chorus backstage held their collective breath, waiting to enter, caught in the delicate intimacy River projected. The orchestra softened, strings sighing under the weight of Morganaâs expression, while Tessaâs harpsichord added a crystalline shimmer, underscoring both tension and delight.
Haruo shifted his stance, focusing, chest rising and falling in quiet anticipation of the moment when Oronte would respond. The tension backstage matched the electricity in the hall, a single line of song threading together the performers, the pit, and the audience in perfect suspended anticipation.
As Riverâs last note lingered in the hall, fingers still lightly pressing her chest, Bebe Hart, sitting in the mezzanine among the non-opera friends, leaned forward, eyes wide, whispering in barely audible awe, âHoly hellâŚâ
The words, carried on a thread of disbelief and admiration, barely reached the ears of the audience around her, but they were caught instantly by anyone attuned to the spell of the stage. Bebeâs face glowed with the mix of shock and delightâthis was not the usual conservatory showcase. River, twined around the pole, shivered through the vibrato of her final note, completely inhabiting Morgana, unaware that every small gasp and whisper in the audience amplified the power of her performance.
Even backstage, performers like Haruo and Damien froze mid-breath, their own nerves tightening in sympathetic response. Haruoâs massive hands gripped the edge of the wings for a moment, as if bracing against the surge of energy River had conjured. Friends leaned closer to each other, murmuring under their breath, captivated by the intensity, the vulnerability, the sheer theatricality of the moment.
The orchestra softened, holding the final suspended note as the hall itself seemed to exhale with Morganaâs shiver, Riverâs vibrato still hanging in the air. Every eye, every ear, every heartbeat in the Grand Concert Hall felt the resonance of that singular, incandescent instant.
As Riverâs shiver of vibrato faded into the soft hum of the orchestra, Maegyn McIrish, sitting a few rows from the mezzanine, froze in her seat. Her notebook, meant for discreet note-taking, had slipped forgotten into her lap, pencil idle. She could only watch, jaw slightly slack, entirely tongue-tied. The sight before herâRiver twining sensuously around the pole, hands clasped over her chest, every motion deliberately and tantalizingly fluidâwas hypnotic. Each glide, each shiver, each deliberate pause was charged with a magnetic tension that made the hair on the back of her neck stand on end.
Her pulse quickened, caught somewhere between pride, astonishment, and the unnameable thrill of witnessing something entirely raw and alive on stage. It was a dance, yes, but a dance of desire, of longing, of the electric awareness of power and attention. Morganaâs enchantment wasnât just within the storyâit radiated outward, infecting every eye in the audience.
Maegynâs own thoughts, usually so disciplined and precise, scattered into the music and movement, swept away by the gravity of Riverâs presence.
From the wings, Haruo shifted, his massive frame still, absorbing the effect River created. Even he, who had rehearsed every nuance of Oronteâs coming entrance, felt the tension coil in the pit of his stomach, the stage alive with energy he would soon have to confront. The chorus behind the curtain remained poised, whispering cues to each other but careful to let the spell hold, letting Morganaâs body language and Riverâs voice command the hall completely.
Bebe Hart leaned even closer, whispering, âHoly hellâŚâ again, her eyes wide as if she couldnât believe what she was seeing. A few other non-opera friends stiffened in their seats, shifting uncomfortably, some gripping armrests, others leaning forward with rapt fascination. Even the professorsâConti and Dufresneâsat silently, pens frozen, silently acknowledging that River had elevated the aria beyond any mere rehearsal or technical execution.
River, fully in the role, let her body remain twined around the pole for a heartbeat longer, then slowly unwound herself, sliding to the floor in a controlled descent. Hands clasped again to her breasts, she drew in a careful breath, letting the vibrato pulse through her chest, through the hall, and through every observerâs attention like a magnet. The pause held, weighted with the mixture of longing and allure that Morgana herself would feel in this suspended instant of devotion and desire.
Maegynâs cheeks warmed as she realized just how daring the performance was, how intimate the choreography and phrasing. Every small movementâhand along the pole, the subtle lift of her chest, the tremble in her voiceâwas an act of theatrical seduction, captivating even those who knew the story cold. She wasnât just watching an aria; she was witnessing River embody a force of desire and power that felt almost tangible.
The hall was packed. Every seat taken. Friends, family, classmates, and professors leaned forward, collectively suspended in anticipation. The lights dimmed further over the audience as the orchestraâs opening swells held the hall in taut expectation.
Bebe Hartâs wide eyes tracked River as she twined around the pole, whispering âHoly hellâŚâ under her breath, unable to pull them away. Maegyn McIrish sat a few rows down, her mouth slightly open, hands clenched in her lap, utterly tongue-tied. Her heart raced, a mixture of awe and embarrassment at the sensuality and daring of Riverâs performance.
Alongside them, former cheerleaders Lila Grant, Renee Castillo, Jade Thompson, Zoe Harper, Kelly Summers, and Monica ReyesâRiverâs past teammatesâsat in clustered seats, faces flushing, whispering quietly to each other, eyes glued to the stage. They knew River as the dynamic, commanding cheer captain, but this was a new River: powerful, magnetic, and intoxicatingly alive. They werenât embarrassed to admit it; every subtle shiver, every twirl around the pole, held them spellbound.
Sharla Patrick and Tara Benson, from Health Sciences and Psychology, exchanged looks of bemusement, hands folded in silent fascination. Tiffany âTiffâ Malone and Megan OâLeary leaned toward each other, nodding slightly in appreciation of the physical control and musical precision River wielded. Serena Campbell, seated near the front, quietly noted the phrasing, the articulation, the way the voice and gestures merged seamlessly.
The photographersâHolly Alto, Caitlin OâSullivan, Michael Langston, Sebastian âBashâ Kowalski, Juna Toshimura, Reiko Kawasaki, Selene McConnell, Gunter Weissmann, Ava Quinn, Samantha Greeneâsat silently, pens and cameras forgotten, entranced by the visual poetry River created. They captured nothing but the memory in their minds; no tools of capture could do justice to the magnetism of Morgana in motion.
The business and commerce studentsâAllyson Whitley, Samira Gupta, Vanessa Kline, Lindsay âLindsâ Barrett, Mei-Ling Chen, Zoe Harper, Jade Thompson, Kelly Summers, Monica Reyesâshifted slightly in their seats, whispers of admiration and surprise passing between them. They werenât trained in music, yet even they felt the tension, the allure, the power of the stage commanding attention.
Even the engineering, architecture, and arts studentsâAstrid Lindgren, Jessa McKinley, Emily Saunders, Ethan Bunch, Parker Langerakâsat quietly, spellbound. They could see River in a way that transcended notes and technique: a force, a presence, a danger wrapped in beauty.
The football playersâBrent Hollis, Greg Billings, Mike Hamilton, Orenthal âOgreâ Brackett, Marcus âMarcâ Jennings, Dante âD.J.â Johnson, DeShawn Carter, Todd Cunninghamâgripped armrests, leaning forward, eyes wide. Accustomed to cheering on the field, they had never encountered anything quite like this: a performance that was simultaneously athletic, daring, and intoxicating. Every lift of Riverâs arm, every twine around the pole, every shiver in her vibrato sent something electric through them.
Philip Burrows and Clara Jensen whispered under their breaths, tracing each movement mentally, while Caitlin OâSullivan, Holly Alto, and Sharla Patrick leaned slightly forward, each captivated in their own way. Even the quieter observersâMara Donnelly, Kaley Hamilton, Tessa Doyleâsat stiffly, absorbing every nuance of gesture and phrasing, caught between professional critique and personal awe.
Riverâs twine around the pole, the way she sank gracefully to the floor, clasping her hands over her chest, and the shiver threading through her final note held the entire audience in a collective, suspended breath. There were no instruments, no whispers of distraction, only the force of Morganaâs awakening and Riverâs magnetic embodiment of desire and discovery.
The hall seemed to hum as one organism, each observerâfriends, family, former teammates, professors, classmatesâconnected to the performance on an intimate, immediate level. Every subtle glance, every inhale, every soft gasp in the crowd became part of the theater itself. River was a conduit for the spell of the music, the movement, the story, and the audience was utterly, irreversibly captivated.
Backstage, Haruoâs massive frame shifted slightly, absorbing the energy, muscles coiled, readying for Oronteâs entrance. The chorus waited silently, their collective tension reflecting the audienceâs rapt focus, knowing they had to match the intensity once they stepped on stage. Every observer, every friend, every former teammate felt the seduction of the performanceânot inappropriately, but in awe of the artistry, the danger, the physical and musical control River wielded.
Even in that single measure of pause between notes, the entire hall seemed to pulse with the unspoken electricity River had created, bridging performer and audience with an invisible thread of attention, emotion, and wonder.
âChe troppo pia____________________________________ce, che tro___ppo piace, caroââ River slinkily rose to her feet, letting the weight of Morganaâs longing ripple through her movements. She twirled once, then twice, letting the motion carry her across the stage like a wave of liquid desire, every gesture an extension of the music.
âChe tro ppo piace caroâil mio cor⌠caroâil mio corâŚâ she continued, shoulders shivering subtly with the vibrato of the line, swaying with the phrasing, eyes glinting with the mischievous delight of the character. Every syllable was stretched and pulsed, letting the lyrical runs tumble over themselves, almost teasing the audience, almost daring them to follow every delicate nuance.
Her steps were deliberate, a gliding dance across the stage, hands fluttering lightly as if brushing away the irresistible flood of feeling. The orchestra followed her, responsive, delicate, carrying her voice as it ran across the long, suspended notes, punctuating each elongated syllable. The chorus remained frozen in shadow, poised, anticipating their entrance, but entirely caught in the magnetism of Riverâs control.
In the audience, Bebe Hartâs whisper of awe had escalated into a full, breathless, âOh⌠wowâŚâ Maegyn McIrishâs face was flushed, eyes wide, notebook still forgotten on her lap, utterly incapable of looking away. Riverâs former cheerleaders leaned toward each other in unison, collectively drawn into the hypnotic pull of their former captainâs performanceâevery run, every slither, every shoulder shake a reminder of how commanding River could be, now amplified by music and character.
Even those unfamiliar with Baroque ornamentationâfootball players, engineers, photographersâsat captivated, unable to move, hearts quickened by the sensual precision and physical daring River brought to the stage. Her twirls, her measured strides, the way she shook her shoulders on the drawn-out final syllables of âcaroâil mio cor⌠caroâil mio corâŚâ, held the hall in rapt attention. The magic of Morganaâs awakeningâthe collision of voice, body, and emotionâwas undeniable.
Backstage, Haruo adjusted his posture, feeling the pull of the performance even before his entrance. Every performer, principal or chorus, knew this was a benchmark: River was setting the bar, daring them to match the intensity. The energy in the hall was tangible; every breath in the mezzanine, every shift in the orchestra pit, every subtle inhale of the audience seemed to merge into the rhythm River created, carrying Morganaâs delight into every corner of the hall.
Haruoâs breath caught just slightly. He felt the tightening coil of tension along his spine, a low hum of awareness that threaded through his muscles, making him shift, subtly, as if his very body were leaning forward to track her every motion. The way she wrapped herself around the pole, the sway of her shoulders with the drawn-out runs of âpiaceâ, sent a ripple through him that had nothing to do with the music alone.
His fists pressed lightly against his thighs without thought, grounding himself, while his heart seemed to keep a tempo all its own, a quiet counterpoint to the orchestra. Every turn, every glide, every shiver of her shoulders drew his attention like a magnet, leaving his mind both focused and strangely scattered, caught between admiration, professional anticipation, and a surge of undeniable bodily awareness.
He forced himself to breathe slowly, deep and steady, but the primal pull of the performanceâthe combination of sound, movement, and sheer presenceâwas impossible to ignore. Even in the controlled confines of backstage preparation, he could feel the charge of energy flowing from the stage, and it ran straight through him.
Haruo felt the coil in his chest tighten again, sharper this time, as Riverâs gaze swept across the stageâand landed directly on him. Her eyes glimmered with mischievous knowing, and the faintest, almost imperceptible wink punctuated the moment, as if she were silently saying, I see you. I know exactly the effect I have.
Every instinct heâd been struggling to keep under control snapped forward in that heartbeat. His shoulders stiffened, then relaxed against his own massive frame as a rush of awareness flooded himâher voice, her curves, her movement, all sharpened in that single glance. It wasnât just the music anymore; it was a current that ran straight from her eyes, through the performance, and into him, leaving him painfully aware of every shift of her weight, every tilt of her head, every shiver that followed the final note of âcaroâil mio cor⌠caroâil mio corâŚâ.
He forced himself to focus on the timing, the entrance, the musicâbut even as he counted the measures, every fiber of him hummed with the quiet, electric acknowledgment that she had deliberately, perfectly, claimed his attention. He was aware of the orchestra, of the chorus, of the audienceâbut in that instant, it felt as though the entire hall had been distilled down to the taut thread connecting their eyes.
Riverâs voice rose again, delicate yet commanding, âAl primo sguardo che in voi fissai provarmi fĂŠ vezzosi rai,â each syllable stretched over the harpsichord and string accompaniment with a sensuous, deliberate clarity. She arched her back slightly as she twirled around the pole, letting the long note tumble and shimmer in the hall, the vibrato wrapping around the audience like a silken ribbon. Her hands drifted upward, fingers tracing invisible patterns in the air, then slid down to hover just above her heart, as if drawing the music straight from her chest.
Haruo, backstage, felt his own pulse quicken. Every carefully measured breath of hers, every glimmer of light across her eyes, sent a shiver of awareness through him. That subtle winkâher knowing, teasing acknowledgmentâhad lodged itself in his mind, and now the lyrical runs and her liquid movement tightened his focus into an almost unbearable awareness. He could feel the heat of attention running up his spine, muscles taut, and yet he forced himself to breathe, counting measures, waiting for his own cue, while his body hummed with the residual pull of her performance.
The audience leaned forward in unison. Bebeâs camera lay forgotten on her lap; she whispered, almost reverently, âHoly hellâŚâ Maegynâs eyes were wide, frozen in awe and something like disbelief, while the former cheerleaders of Sunset ValleyâRiverâs old teamâshifted in their seats as one, caught by the fluidity and control of their captainâs every gesture. Even those entirely unfamiliar with Baroque ornamentationâengineers, photographers, football playersâsat rapt, entirely transported by the sensuality of her phrasing and the narrative she carved with body and voice.
Every measure, every syllable of âAl primo sguardo che in voi fissai provarmi fĂŠ vezzosi raiâ seemed to pull the room into the orbit of her character. Morgana was alive, fully, explosively, and River held it, twisting, spinning, sinking low to punctuate the cadence, letting the final syllable quiver in the air like a sigh. The orchestra followed, Tessa on the harpsichord guiding the nuanced tempo, while the strings and winds lifted the moment into a breathless suspension of anticipation, leaving both stage and audience trembling on the brink of the next phrase.
To the sold-out hall, Riverâs Morgana was twirling and gliding toward Ricciardo, every gesture ostensibly meant to charm the armored âvisitorâ on stage. But Haruo, backstage, knew better. Every flick of her wrist, every tilt of her head, every shiver on the elongated syllables of âAl primo sguardo che in voi fissai provarmi fĂŠ vezzosi raiâ was aimed directly at him.
She had rehearsed the aria a thousand times, yes, but in that split second she had chosen her real audience: him.
The pull was magnetic. His massive frame, usually so composed, reacted before his brain could catch upâshoulders shifting, heart thudding, a low hum of awareness threading through every muscle. It wasnât just the music, or the drama, or even the beauty of her voiceâit was her presence, intentionally directed, a playful yet potent arrow that she had loosed straight into him.
Haruo forced his gaze forward, pretending to study cues, the floor, the orchestra pitâbut his awareness lingered on every micro-movement: the gleam of her eyes, the subtle curve of her lips, the way her hands hovered just above her chest before clasping with precision. Even the measured vibrato of the final ââŚvezzosi raiâ carried a charge only he seemed to feel, a private current flowing across the stage from her to him, invisible to everyone else.
Meanwhile, the audience believed she was performing for Ricciardo, enraptured by the story. Bebe Hartâs âholy hellâ had gone unspoken, Maegyn McIrishâs jaw was still slack, and Riverâs former cheerleaders leaned in, collectively holding their breath, oblivious to the real target of her every seductive inflection. To them, it was a spellbinding portrayal of Morgana; to Haruo, it was a message, perfectly composed and executed, that left him pinned in place by the power of her artistryâand by the unspoken game she was playing.
Every note, every flourish, every twist around the pole was a declaration, and Haruo felt it like a low, electric thrum through his chest. He knew, without a word, without a glance from her beyond that single wicked wink earlier, that she knew exactly the effect she was having. And she was loving every second of it.
Mrs. Thompson-Hamilton, seated with her husband a few rows back, had been following the drama of Alcina with a critical eye, noting phrasing, timing, and the daring of the staging. And thenâjust as River twirled around the pole, the elongated syllables of ââŚvezzosi raiâ shimmering through the hallâsomething clicked.
Her eyes widened. Her hand, clutching her program, froze halfway to her lips. The voice, the gestures, the precise control of body and breathâit wasnât just a brilliant soprano. It was that little girl. The gap-toothed, pony-tailed kindergartener who had once tripped over a shoelace in her classroom, who had insisted on singing the âABC Songâ in rounds with a ferocity that had left the other children floundering.
The years fell away, and suddenly she was no longer a student in a tiny desk but a commanding, sensuous, utterly fearless artist, holding the entire stage in thrall. A low laugh threatened to escape her throat, but she stifled it, simultaneously marveling and bracing herself: how had the child she remembered grown into someone capable of this? Someone who could command the eye and heart of a sold-out hall without effort?
Her husband leaned slightly closer, whispering, âWho is that?â but even he hadnât yet caught the revelation. Mrs. Thompson-Hamiltonâs mind raced, part disbelief, part delight, part the faintest embarrassment at realizing the former student had grown into a force entirely her own. Somewhere beneath the harpsichord and strings, the pulsing energy of Riverâs performance was undeniable, and Mrs. Thompson-Hamilton realized that the innocent little girl she had once guided with gentle patience was now a full-blown, spellbinding soprano, and she had just noticed her in a moment designed to mesmerize.
It was a strange, private collision of past and present, one that made the aria shimmer just a little brighter for her own eyes alone, even as the audience remained enraptured by the tale of Morgana and Ricciardo.
Riverâs voice rose again, the phrase âquanto è col dardo possen____te amorâ flowing like liquid fire across the hall. Each note on the elongated run possen____te struck perfectly, rolling through the hall and teasing the acoustics as the orchestra under Tessaâs hands responded with delicate, shimmering swells.
She let her body follow the music instinctivelyâtwisting, gliding across the stage, fingers tracing the air as if drawing invisible patterns of desire and power. Then, with a subtle, controlled shiver, she allowed the phrase to dissolve into silence for a heartbeat, letting the orchestra carry the lingering tension. The audience collectively leaned in, and Mrs. Thompson-Hamiltonâs gasp was silent but unmistakableâa mix of disbelief and pride. The little girl she had known, the student she had guided with patience and encouragement, was now this commanding, sensuous soprano, shaping every glance, every note, every gesture to her will.
The former cheerleaders in the audienceâRiverâs old teammatesâswiveled slightly in their seats, whispering in awe to one another. âSheâs⌠sheâs not just singingâŚâ âItâs a whole performance!â âThat twirlâdid you see that?â Their fascination threaded through the hall, mingling with the hushed awe of the other friends and family who were now fully enraptured.
Backstage, Haruo shifted slightly, crouched behind the side curtain. His hands gripped the edge of the wooden frame, knuckles whitening. The precision, the sensuality, the controlâit hit him hard, though he could do nothing but wait. Every movement she made, every syllable of the phrase, every micro-expression in her eyesâhe knew it was designed to pull him in, to test him, and he felt it in his chest, quiet but undeniable. He breathed evenly, trying to focus on cues, entrance timing, postureâbut it was impossible to ignore the current she had created.
As the final notes of ââŚpossen____te amorâ faded, the orchestra pivoted seamlessly into the introduction to the beginning stanza once again. Riverâs arms rose slightly, poised like a dancer before the first beat, ready to repeat the aria with the subtle variations that made her performance electric. She allowed herself a tiny, controlled smirk, aware of every eye in the hall, every subtle gasp, every involuntary lean forward. The hall seemed to pulse with her energyâthe hushed awe of the audience perfectly calibrated to her every move.
Mrs. Thompson-Hamiltonâs hand hovered over her chest, a mixture of pride and astonishment settling over her. She could scarcely reconcile the memory of the little girl with the woman commanding the stage in front of her. Every former cheerleader in the audience was leaning in, whispering excitement and admiration, while the non-opera friends were frozen mid-breath, caught between awe and disbelief.
Haruo tensed, feeling the da capo as both a continuation and a challenge. When she returned to the opening phrase, he knew the next moments would demand his full attention, every muscle, every nerve coiled and waiting. The aria, now looping back, felt renewedâdangerous, beautiful, and entirely her own.
Riverâs voice returned to the opening lines, but this time she allowed herself more freedom, ornamenting each note with subtle trills and delicate appoggiaturas that made the familiar melody feel freshly alive.
âO sâa__pre___ al___ riso,â she sang, letting the pre and al stretch into a tiny cascade of sparkling grace notes, her fingers tracing the air as though painting invisible ribbons in space. She pivoted lightly on the balls of her feet, circling slowly, each turn precise but fluid.
âo par______la, o ta_ce,â she continued, rolling the long notes with a gentle vibrato that seemed to sway in tandem with the soft swell of the orchestra. Tessaâs harpsichord filled in the delicate harmonies, each note resonating against the polished wood of the UBC Grand Concert Hall, while the string section glimmered like sunlight on water.
âha un__ non so___ che,â Riverâs voice dipped slightly in a teasing hesitation, fingers flexing as if she could physically mold the sound. Her eyes scanned the invisible Ricciardo, then, almost imperceptibly, flicked to the wings, where Haruo crouched behind the side curtain. She locked eyes with him for a heartbeatâa silent acknowledgment that this was as much for him as for the audienceâand the corner of her mouth lifted in a faint, deliberate smirk.
âil tuo__ bel vi__so,â she glided across the stage again, twining her fingers loosely, palms upward, letting the gesture echo the lineâs playful longing. The orchestra held just enough breath to let the notes float, the harpsichordâs delicate runs accenting the subtle shifts in tempo River toyed with.
âche troppo piace,â she tilted her head, letting a shiver of vibrato ripple through her, then paused for the briefest of moments, letting the audience feel the tension of anticipation. In the mezzanine, Mrs. Thompson-Hamilton pressed a hand to her lips, almost afraid to breathe, the realization of who this soprano was settling like a weight in her chest. The former cheerleaders in the audience leaned forward as one, whispering excitedly among themselves, while the rest of the hall seemed suspended, caught entirely by Riverâs command.
âcaro, al mio cor.â She sank slightly to the stage floor, clasping her hands to her chest once more, a faint quiver in her shoulders giving the final note a living, human vulnerability. Haruo exhaled silently from the wings, chest tight, pulse jumping, fully aware of how each gesture, each inflection, each shiver had been designed to pull him inâeven as she remained perfectly aligned with the ariaâs text and emotion.
The orchestra lingered on the final chord as River lifted her head, chest expanding, eyes alight with the characterâs dangerous delight. Every subtle embellishment, every fluid twirl, every pause, had been meticulously calibrated to dazzle the audience while holding the backstage target firmly in her sway.
The hall shook with the clap of thunder from the thunder sheet, immediately followed by a dramatic, resonant wallop of the timpani that rolled through the floorboards and up the spines of every audience member. A collective breath caught in the room. The orchestra leapt seamlessly into the rich, uplifting chords of Handelâs orchestration, strings and winds weaving around the percussionâs commanding pulse.
From the wings, River stepped back, still flushed from her daring aria, hands briefly pressed to her chest as Morganaâs energy lingered in her stance. The stage was a tableau of anticipation, the magic of the previous aria still crackling in the air.
Then the chorus emerged with measured grandeur, filling the hall with their full, resplendent sound:
CHORUS: âQuesto è il cielo de' contenti, questo è il centro del goder; qui è l'Eliso de' viventi, qui l'eroi forma il placer.â
Their voices rolled through the hall like a tidal wave of celebration, every syllable clear, every harmony glowing. The audience sat rapt, some leaning forward, some gripping the arms of their seats. Former cheerleaders from Sunset Valley whispered to one another, captivated by the physicality and majesty of the ensemble. Friends and familyâHaruoâs father,
Fiona, Riverâs mother, and Mrs. Thompson-Hamiltonâexchanged subtle, stunned glances, struck by the collective power of the singers.
Backstage, Haruo shifted his weight, coiling energy like a spring, watching from the wings as the chorus filled the space, knowing the next moment would be his. He felt every note vibrate through the boards beneath his feet, every crescendo echoing in his chest, every suspension of the final chord teasing the entrance he had been waiting for.
River, still radiating the residual intensity of her aria, cast a glance toward the side curtain, aware that the sceneâs momentum would soon sweep Haruo into it. The chorus held the last phrase, âqui l'eroi forma il placer,â with dramatic lengthening, their voices sustaining like a glowing bridge of sound. The hall seemed to pulse in time with the final reverberation, the audienceâs excitement hanging like an electric charge in the air.
It was the perfect moment of transitionâthe magic of Handel, the precision of the performers, and the anticipation of Oronteâs arrival all poised to collide.
The hall exhaled almost imperceptibly as the chorus held their final chord, the echo fading into a suspended silence. And thenâBallet 1 began.
Soft, measured, and deceptively simple, the strings and woodwinds took the lead, painting delicate patterns over the lightly pulsed timpani. The audience shifted in their seats, leaning forward not out of tension but curiosity, drawn into the shifting textures of movement and sound. The ballet was a quiet counterpoint to the previous sensuous eruption from Morgana; it was an invitation, a gentle lull that allowed the magic of Alcinaâs world to settle into the stage.
Backstage, River sank briefly onto a bench, her knees brushing the floor as she loosened the tension from her shoulders. Morganaâs energy lingered in her fingers, in the tilt of her head, in the way her body seemed to hum even at rest. Haruo adjusted his cuffs, still hidden in the wings, glancing toward the orchestra pit where Tessaâs fingers floated across the harpsichord, her eyes sharp, her foot tapping lightly, keeping the pulse alive.
Onstage, the dancersâcostumed in hints of flowing fabrics rather than heavy period garbâmoved with a precise, airy elegance. They twirled, leapt, and glided, their motions echoing the imagery of enchanted gardens and magical landscapes without ever needing elaborate sets. The stage seemed to shimmer under the warm lighting, every small motion captured by the orchestraâs gentle accompaniment.
The audience watched, transfixed. Former cheerleaders exchanged quiet, impressed murmurs at the fluidity of the dancersâ bodies, while parents and professors alike noted the seamless connection between the music and movement. Mrs. Thompson-Hamilton leaned slightly forward, recognizing the meticulous attention to musical phrasing mirrored in the dancersâ movementsâa subtle nod to her own teaching philosophies.
For a few minutes, the hall existed purely in motion and melody. Every turn of the dancersâ feet, every lifted arm, every fluttering gesture became a wordless language. Even Haruo, still offstage, let the sound wash over him, feeling the rhythm align with the pulse in his chest, readying himself for the moment he would step into the orbit of Riverâs Morgana once again.
By the time the final measure of Ballet 1 faded, the audienceâs applause was gentle but knowingâa recognition of skill, of restraint, and of the calm before the next storm of drama. The stage was set. The story, alive in movement and in sound, waited for the next recitative to awaken it fully.
Mrs. Sharon Thompson-Hamilton sat rigid in her seat, hands clasped tightly over her purse, a quiet tremor running through her fingers. Her eyes, wide behind the lenses of her glasses, tracked every move of Tsanaâs Alcinaâthe sweeping gestures, the regal poise, the commanding tone. Recognition struck her fully now, and her mind flipped between astonishment and disbelief.
*Thatâ*she thought, that is my little pony-tailed, gap-toothed River McIrish.
Her breath caught in her throat, a faint exhale escaping as Riverâon stage, fully transformed into Morganaâtwirled, dipped, and poured herself into the aria with a combination of sensuousness, precision, and daring that made Mrs. Hamiltonâs pulse quicken. She had known River as a shy, meticulous child, the one who had barely lifted her hand in kindergarten unless asked, yet here she was, captivating an entire concert hall with a command and confidence that felt almost dangerous in its beauty.
Her husband, Derrick, leaned slightly toward her, eyes following the stage action but clearly noting the flush creeping up her wifeâs cheeks. Sharon kept her gaze fixed forward, unwilling to look away, a mixture of pride, disbelief, and awe knotting together in her chest.
She could hear the applause rippling through the hall after each sustained note and decorative flourish, yet all she could focus on was the realization that the young woman on stageâthis incandescent, commanding, fully realized performerâwas the same tiny, bright-eyed girl who had once walked into her kindergarten classroom, scarfed lunch spilling, and asked a hundred questions a minute.
For a fleeting heartbeat, Sharonâs mind drifted to the past: Riverâs meticulous note-taking, the careful attention to phrasing, the spark that had always hinted at more. And now, it had fully erupted. Every ornamentation, every subtle flick of the wrist, every eye-rolling tease toward Ricciardoâs characterâshe knew, instinctively, that Riverâs performance had layers, intent, and audacious self-possession.
Mrs. Hamiltonâs fingers twitched, almost as if she wanted to reach out, to clap or to call, but the hallâs silence demanded patience. Instead, she let herself lean slightly forward in her seat, utterly absorbed, silently marveling at the sheer force of Riverâs transformation.
The applause that followed the final âCaro, al mio corâ nearly made her startleâthe sound of the thunder sheet and timpani punctuating the aria only amplified her astonishment. She exchanged a glance with Derrick, and for once, words were unnecessary. They were both utterly, unreservedly captivated, their old teacher-student bond blossoming into awe at the artistry now before them.
Mrs. Hamilton allowed herself a small, incredulous whisper, almost to herself: "River⌠my River."
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When Sims 3 get mixed with SWTOR
Why the Fuck Am I On Korriban (And How the Fuck did I Get Here?) A Sims 3/SWTOR Crackfic.
âWHY THE FUCK AM I GREEN!???â Tsana Meer growled, her Inverness accent coloring her speech as she looked in a mirror. âSomebody had better tell me this is a fucking joke?â
Behind her, a low, ominous hum filled the tomb of Korriban, but she didnât notice. She was too busy poking at her reflection, as if jabbing the green would somehow snap her back to normal.
âUh⌠Tsana?â Riverâs voice trembled from somewhere behind a crumbling Sith pillar. She spun, hair practically on fire from static panic, eyes wide. âAre we⌠supposed to be here?â
Haruo, towering over everyone at 6â8â, leaned casually against a sarcophagus, one eyebrow raised. âSeems like we are,â he said, his deep voice calm enough to make shadows recoil. And then, without warning, he lifted a finger. A tiny spark of Force lightning danced across it and arced perfectly into Phil, who yelped. âOW!!!â
Philâscrawny, 5â10â, grinning ear to earâhopped backward as if it were a carnival ride. âOkay! Okay, fineânice one!â He rubbed his arm, still laughing. Overseer Harkun, looming several feet away, stared down at him like heâd just accidentally stepped on a Khlor-slug larva.
âHaruo!â Tsana shrieked, half at him, half at the Sith, panic rising to near-screaming levels. âStop electrocuting people! And somebody tell me why Iâm green!â
Haruo smirked faintly, finger twitching again, ready to deliver just enough spark to make Phil yelp again. Phil squealed âOW!!!â in response, hopping sideways. Everyone elseâRiver, Tara, Mara, Tiff, Claire, Allyson, Hollyâscreamed, flailed, or tried to intervene. The tomb echoed with chaos: Sith whispers, flailing arms, and the occasional âWHY IS SHE GREEN?!?â
And somewhere in the back, Tsanaâs reflection shimmered as if the tomb itself were mocking her. Korriban had no idea what it had just invited.
Mara was curled up beside a jagged rock, knees to chest, whispering frantically. âOMG⌠if this is Star Wars⌠then get me into Republic space⌠please⌠somebodyâŚâ
River knelt beside her, trying to soothe her with wild hand gestures that only made the tombâs shadows twitch. âItâs okay, itâs okay⌠just⌠donât look at the Sith! Donât move at all!â
Haruo, still casually leaning against a sarcophagus, tilted his head. âMove?â He flicked a finger. A tiny spark of Force lightning zipped across the stone floorâPhil yelped, âOW!!!â and bounced backward again. âHaruo! Cut it out!â
Phil grinned anyway, rubbing the small burn, clearly loving every second. âI think this is⌠fun?â he said, eyes sparkling. âI mean, come on⌠look at him! Heâs huge! This is hilarious!â
Tsana stomped her foot, glaring at the mirror. âI swear on the Force⌠if one more person tells me to calm down, I will Force-choke them myself! And somebody explain why Iâm green!â
Somewhere in the corner, Tiff had taken a dramatic stance, hands raised like she was conducting a Sith choir. âThis is totally my aesthetic,â she announced. âI call dibs on the creepy lighting. And maybe that floating skull over there.â
Overseer Harkun blinked once, then twice, clearly reconsidering his career choices as a Dark Lord. Nothing in his centuries of Sith training had prepared him for thisâgreen humans yelling, a towering giant flicking lightning at a squealing scrawny man, and a chorus of friends panicking in perfect Sims-style disorder.
âOh⌠then of course thereâs some renegade acolyte,â Phil muttered cheerfully, peering around Haruoâs elbow. âBecause this day definitely needed that.â
Boots crunched against the red sand as a Sith acolyte stepped out from behind a half-collapsed pillar, lightsaber already ignited. The crimson blade hummed angrily, casting sharp shadows across his face as he sneered at the group.
âMore competition to killâŚâ he said, voice dripping with ambition and poor life choices.
Everything froze.
Mara let out a tiny, strangled noise and curled tighter against her rock. âNope. Nope. Thatâs a lightsaber. Thatâs an actual lightsaber. I am not emotionally equipped for this.â
River grabbed Tsanaâs arm. âDo not antagonize him.â
Tsana, still green and still furious, snarled, âOh, Iâm sorry, am I meant to be polite while Iâm green and being threatened by a glowstick with legs?!â
The acolyte took a step forward, clearly trying to look intimidating.
Unfortunately for him, Haruo straightened to his full 6â8â.
The Sith stopped.
Just⌠stopped.
Slowly, his gaze traveled upward. And upward. And upward some more.
Haruo looked down at him, expression flat. âYou mind?â he asked mildly. âWeâre having a crisis.â
The acolyte tightened his grip on the lightsaber. âYou think size will save you?â he hissed.
Haruo sighed. Then, very deliberately, he lifted one finger.
Phil immediately threw his hands up. âHEYâWAITââ
A tiny crackle of blue lightning snapped out.
âOW!!!â Phil yelped, hopping sideways. âOkay, that one was uncalled for!â
The acolyte stared.
Overseer Harkun stared harder.
Several Sith spirits whispering ominously in the walls abruptly went quiet.
âThatââ the acolyte stammered, ââthat was Force lightning.â
Haruo blinked. Looked at his finger. âHuh.â
Tsana whirled on him. âHUH?!â
The acolyteâs confidence visibly wavered. He adjusted his stance, lightsaber still humming, but now held just a bit more defensively. âYou⌠youâre not an acolyte.â
âNope,â Phil said brightly. âHeâs just like that.â
Haruo grinned, evilly, "You chose the wrong day to test my patience...Sith. One spark is good...for attitude correction." He outstretches both hands "How about both hands..." His voice rises to a thundering roar.
"You see...I've seen this movie before."
"Peace is a lie..." Haruo thundered. "There is only passion."
The acolyte was suddenly wrapped in torrents of Force Lightning and these weren't playful sparks either.
"Through passion, I gain strength..."
River gasped: "Oh my god..."
"Through strength...I gain victory..."
The ill-intentioned acolyte started screaming in terror as the force lightning ripped away at him.
"Through victory...my chains are broken..."
And scarily calm...as if it were just another day of the week, he casually turned to his friends. "The Force shall free me." he finished with a smile. It didn't reach his eyes.
"Haruo...your eyes...they're glinting gold." River gasped.
"CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHY THE FUCK I'M GREEN?!!!" TSANA BELLOWED.
"You've got face tattoos too." Haruo said as if it were natural.
âJESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!â Tsana screamed, âIS THIS SOME KIND OF FUCKING JOKE... DID SOMEONE SPIKE MY DRINK WITH LAPHROAIG AND TAKE ME TO A FUCKING TATTOO PARLOUR?â âVery symmetrical. Tsana, Honestly? They suit you. And I like the green...goes good with your hair.â âOh...Christ...â Tsana folded in on herself. âI...I...donât want to be green...like Kermit the Frog.
âWellâŚâ Haruo said slowly, looking down at the weapon now humming softly in his hand, crimson light washing over his face, ââŚthe nice thing is that Iâve now got a lightsaber.â
He laughed.
It wasnât joy. It wasnât relief. It wasnât even excitement.
It was low, breathy, edged with something sharpâlike someone discovering a missing piece of themselves and liking what they found far too much.
Riverâs stomach dropped. âHaruoâŚâ she said carefully. âYou didnât need to take it.â
He tilted the saber slightly, watching the blade cut a clean line through the dusty air. âDidnât I?â His voice carried an odd warmth now, intimate and dangerous. âIt was just lying there. Felt rude to leave it.â
Phil took an instinctive step back. âOkay. Nope. That laugh? That was a villain laugh. I know a villain laugh.â
Haruo glanced at him, eyes catching gold again. âRelax. Iâm smiling.â
âYouâre baring your teeth,â Claire whispered.
Tsana scrambled to her feet, pointing at him wildly. âAbsolutely not. No. You donât get to go full Dark Side while Iâm having an existential crisis about being a green alien with face tattoos.â
Haruo chuckled again, rolling the hilt once in his palm like heâd been born with it there. âYou know whatâs funny?â he said. âIt feels⌠right. Balanced. Like Iâve been missing this my whole life.â
âThat is not funny,â River said, voice tight. âThatâs terrifying.â
The Sith whispers grew louderâencouraging now. Hungry.
Overseer Harkun had retreated halfway behind a pillar, muttering prayers to gods that absolutely did not care.
Brent swallowed. âBuddy. Pal. Friend. Maybe turn it off?â
Haruo considered that. Actually considered it.
Then he shook his head, amused. âNot yet.â
The blade snapped upward with a hiss, embedding itself inches from a stone wallâclean, effortless. The impact sent dust raining down.
Mara screamed.
ââHaruo!â River shouted.
He turned, finally really looking at them. His smile softened just a fraction, as if remembering they mattered.
âI wonât hurt you,â he said sincerely. âIâm not a monster.â
That didnât help. Somehow, that made it worse.
Tsana stared at him, chest heaving. âYouâre enjoying this.â
Haruo didnât deny it.
ââŚyeah,â he said quietly. âI am.â
The Force surged around him, pleased. Possessive.
And somewhere deep inside the academy, something ancient took noticeâ
âand approved.
River didnât scream.
That was the first thing she noticed about herself.
Everyone else didâMaraâs broken sobs, Tsanaâs furious yelling, Philâs voice cutting off mid-jokeâbut River went very still, like her body had decided movement was no longer a safe option.
Haruo raised his hands.
Not in anger. Not in panic.
In confidence.
The lightning came down like judgment.
River watched it wrap around the acolyte, watched the way Haruoâs shoulders relaxed as the power surged through him. Watched the way his face didnât twist with effortâbut with recognition. Like something inside him had clicked into place.
Oh god, she thought. He likes this.
That was the moment her fear sharpened into something cold and precise.
She knew the Sith Code. Sheâd read it as fiction, as lore, as something distant and theatrical. Hearing it thundered aloudâperfectly paced, perfectly intonedâout of Haruoâs mouth felt like watching a friend suddenly speak a language they should not know.
And worseâ
He wasnât shouting at the acolyte.
He was performing.
Riverâs hands trembled at her sides. She didnât step forward. She didnât tell him to stop. Some instinct deep in her chest warned her that interrupting him now would be⌠unwise.
That thought terrified her more than the lightning.
When did I start thinking like prey?
She searched his face desperately for somethingâhesitation, doubt, guiltâbut found none. Just calm. Just focus. Just that faint, awful glint of gold in his eyes, catching the red light like a predatorâs.
If I say the wrong thing, she realized, he wonât hurt meâŚ
The thought didnât finish itself.
Because the truth underneath it was worse.
He wonât hesitate.
The lightning stopped.
The silence afterward roared.
Haruo turned to themâturned to herâand smiled.
River flinched.
It was small. Barely noticeable. Just a hitch in her breath, a step back she couldnât stop in time.
But she saw it land.
Something flickered across his faceânot remorse. Not yet.
Awareness.
ââŚHaruo,â she whispered, her voice thin. âYour eyes.â
Gold.
Still gold.
She loved him.
That hadnât changed.
But as she stood there on Korriban, red sand under her feet and Sith whispers crawling along the walls, River understood something with awful clarity:
She wasnât afraid of what Haruo could do.
She was afraid of how easy it had been for him to decide.
And she didnât know if love would be enough to bring him backâ only that she couldnât leave him alone with that power.
So she stayed.
Terrified.
Watching.
Tara Benson
Cheerleader and all-round friend of River McIrish. And yes...in my story River's a cheer-captain.
Considering River's looks, in my stories...she would be.
Brent Hollis, Tara's boyfriend, Sunset Valley Outside Linebacker and sandbox bud of Haruo.
Todd Cunningham - the other Outside Linebacker for Sunset Valley.
Now I gotta make Haruo as a 6'8" 356lb. Middle Linebacker... LMAO.
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Tiffany "Tiff" Malone
I definitely need that "70s, 80s, & 90s" pack. Need that 80s Rocker Girl chic here. God I miss the 80s...God I feel fucking old. And my spine isn't happy with me either.
Tiff's got an attitude, but she's also a sweetheart too. Irish-Canadian 80s girl. A confident, edgy female with feathered hair, bold eyeliner, and leather accents, I need to find her a leather biker jacket.
Yeah...something like this...

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My Teen River McIrish
For the story...I'm working on...at the moment.
Teens are so damned cute when they flirt.