— roots in my dreamland

survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

this had better not alter the Numbers in my bank account

by Talos this can't be happening

you are not a wasteland you just need ibuprofen and a hot bath and a shower and a nutritious meal and some water and some fresh air and to do something productive and to do something creative and to do something that takes physical exertion and to do something social

it’s a lot you don’t have to check off every box every day it’s impossible but you have to know what you need even if you can’t give it to yourself and then you have to pick one thing that is doable and give yourself that and if you still believe you’re a wasteland then pick the second most doable thing and keep going and at some point either you will feel better or you won’t but at least you just did like three things that were good for you which is proof that you are not a wasteland even if you still feel that way do you really believe yourself about it as much as before

anyway. i think the apples rotten right to the core from all the things passed down from all the apples coming before

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

I'm often struck by the thought that even if Hozier hadn't made it in music, the likelihood of him becoming famous as a dril-level internet cryptid comedian was still extremely high

Didn’t even realize this was Hozier until I saw the second comment. I was gonna reblog it anyway because he’s correct

the first recorded instance of serving cunt took place in 1972 with the release of carly simon's hit single "you're so vain"

lord please take chappell roan's pain and frustration and give it to johnny depp