Where Do I Even Start....

why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

First of all, this is a very clever use of this gif. Secondly, fuck you.

Kissing the back of someone’s hand? Hot. Calling someone “love” or “darling”? Hot. Saying you “fancy” someone? Hot. Tucking the other person’s hair behind their ear? Hot. Grabbing someone by the collar or tie to kiss them? Hot. Spinning someone back around into an embrace and/or kiss? Hot.

it is 1601. i am a 13 year old girl living in london. me and my schooling friends ask our parents for a penny go to see william shakespeare’s newest tragedy hamlet. during intermission we meet in the center of the cockpit and talk fervently about how hamlet and horatio are in love and analyze the dialogue from pervious scenes and decide that they are endgame. when hamlet gets stabbed with the poison foil we start screaming. horatio grabs the cup to drink poison and a mix of shock and exhaustion (i have been standing for 4 and a half hours) hits me so hard that and i fucking die right there

do you think if I asked nasa rly nicely they’d throw me into the black hole

Stop praising people for doing the bare minimum unless it's me

i think spending years on tumblr surrounded by the most critically unhinged minds on earth has impacted me in ways i dont even want to acknowledge. but on the plus side its all really funny