Taylor

They deserve more respect from the general public…

who?

The retail worker reading this

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

i was on. a new sleep medication last night

but you were right

He committed to how pissed off he was

I love how petty this is

I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol

I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.

This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.

He needs a nature show asap

So pure.

This is everything I didn’t know I needed to see today

firehose had a head start this match was rigged

He stops and looks both ways?!?

he’s dressed as a fucking bat did that not give it away