Tim : you're really not coming with us ?
Damian : really
Stephanie : *zipping up her jaket* so no haunted houses for you at all ? why ?? are you on some sort of weird strike this year or something ?
Damian : not at all
Tim : then what's the reason ?
Damian : I have too many insidious centered kinks to be at a haunted house
Tim : okay. . kinda strange for this to be your reason. but, maybe not as strange as my instant belief that what you're saying is legit, and that there's no need for specifics
Damain : yes well some might call that personal growth
Tim : I'd say that it is. Good for you👏
Damian : oh no not for me *glancing up from his book* for you
Tim : of course for me-you about ready, Steph ?
Stephanie : I mean, yeah. I was. but these newly discovered Haunted House kinks have me intrigued
Damian : this was no new discovery
Stephanie : you mean to tell me that you've been walking around with us through haunted houses every Halloween, with a pocket rocket for Michael Myers, and didn't tell me ??
Damian : why on Earth would I tell you; you and I are not friends. besides, you're not understanding. It's not the cheesy reenactment of notoriously macabre characters that interests me, but rather, imagining what these macabe characters would be capable of doing
Stephanie : and when you say "doing" you mean "doing" as in "doing you "
Damian : you're infuriating
Tim : *waiting still with car keys in hand*
Damian : *watching Steph flop onto the couch right beside him*
Stephanie : you know, the more I think about it now, the more I understand Jon rocking that Freddy Krouger sweater for like a week straight. must of sniffed himself out your guilty little pleasure 😏
Damian : that sweater had nothing to do with evoking my interest *slams shut his book* a blood splatter or two across it may have done the trick, which he is fully aware of ! so if that were his attempt at seducing me then he failed. again !
Stephanie : oof. sounds like a touchy subject. so i'll be gentle while I touch all over it
Damian : 😒
Stephanie : yanno, I've always felt sorry for the little super dude and his unrequited pining for you. Meanwhile, all this time, you've been pining for him too ??? Who'd of thought !
Damian : I would not go so far as to call it pining-
Stepahnie : -yeah sure whatever you wanna be in denial about. now what we can't deny here, is the fact that it sounds like Jon wouldn't know how to be your type of "sexy tease" even if he took a 6 year course on it
Damian : exactly. despite being given pointers. endless fucking pointers.
Stephanie : *rubbing her hands together in anticipation* oh man ! this calls for coffees, cookies, and cozy blankets*notices Tim by the door* you wanna be a dear and grab the goodies for us ??
Damian : no creamer in mine, Drake
Stephanie : and just pour however much creamer you think I'd want into mine-then double it by that. thankies ! you're a doll 😚
Tim : *heading the kitchens direction in a daze* . . . how in the fuck did I end up here....
