Night In The Gale

everyone is so anti pikuhan bcos of the 10+ yr age gap but I'm gonna be honest.... as a 20 yr old, if a hot 30-something-yr-old scientist wanted to fuck me I'd be alllllllll over that

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

I need to divide my heart between every single Hange x reader author I’ve ever read fics from like that bible story where Jesus divides bread and fish between 5000 people

I've probably posted about this before but it still gets me that Ripley (my parrot) has a special nickname for my spouse, Tev. Like he knows and uses the names of everyone in his flock (me, Tev, Steve, and Cheese. also a couple of our friends and my mom's dog) but because Tev calls him "Ripley buddy," a couple years ago Ripley started calling him "Tev buddy" instead of just Tev. He doesn't call anybody else buddy. He knows that 'buddy' is a special suffix for him and Tev to use with each other's names because they love each other. Doesn't that just melt your fucking heart

i bet you if peta knew about the rumbling before hand, they would've gotten there before the scouts did

i have big plans to try and sew a little felt mouse and it might go badly and that’s okay

Hehehehe little Hange 💕

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive