Bingus

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

Mutual: my situationship partner just got caught in a tornado at a broken glass factory where they were cheating on me with my landlord who just increased my rent by 6000% and my pet marmot has a disease so rare they’re naming it after him and all my bones are becoming apricot jelly which I’m allergic to.

When I was seven I woke up to find everyone in my village gathered in the town square. As I walked out in search of them, I heard frenzied sobs and groans, and a voice crying "WE LIKE TO PARTY", but almost like autotune. As I walked closer, I saw several people leading the whole town in a dance. The dancer's faces were red and tear-streaked, and they danced on the broken bodies of their fellow townspeople. The strangers had skin that didn't sit right on their bodies, some too tight and some too loose. The shape underneath was not that of a human skeleton, but something thin and multi-limbed. They cheerfully repeated "WE! LIKE TO PARTY! WE LIKE TO PARTY!" as hundreds of people danced themselves to death in front of their eyes. I don't know how I escaped, but when everyone in town was dead but me, the strangers danced their way into their bus and drove away, leaving me all alone in a field of corpses.

wore the green and yellow striped shirt to work on tuesday and a guy i work with is just calling me "undertale" instead of my name now

the horror of being "god's favourite princess". literally one of my favourite horror themes. the god loves you and it's so scary.

Obsessed with skyward sword Link's poofy hair tyy 😭❤️🙏

hares look like nefarious rabbits. hares look like normal bunnies but with malice brimming in their beady little eyes. if you had never seen a hare before, you would look at one and say “wow, this bunny fucking hates me”