sail on, silvergirl

boxers and a house robe. the thinking man's pajamas. the boxers say "i have worryingly low standards for what pizza i will eat" but the robe says "i have read at least one book"

the public transportation pervert gets off at every stop

I feel like the posting levels are not where they should be for a Dick Cheney death. Never felt more like a millennial. There was a time people would be dancing in the streets at this news

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

“not unkindly” has to be one of the ultimate adverbs ever. Implies so much

they put me in the book

@gallusrostromegalus . casts spell of silly reverse gravity

That is. Not the caption I was expecting

me attempting to do literally any task

reblogging hot cowboy pictures but frowning to show that i acknowledge the complicated and often oppressive but simultaneously diverse and multicultural aspects the profession historically entailed

This is what having an argument on the internet is like