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Prompt 11: Cattail
âAnd remember: the sky is the limit! You can be anything you want to be!â
âThank you. I want to be a secretary.â
That stopped them short. âWhat?â
âA secretary,â she repeated.
âButâŚâ they trailed off, dumbfounded. âWhy? You could be a CEO, a scientist, a lawââ
âI donât want to be a CEO,â she said. âI want to be a secretary.â
They scoffed. âYou want to answer phones all day?â
She smiled. âYes.â
âSchedule appointments?â
âI like organizing.â
âBe a second banana?â
An affirmative nod. âIâm skilled at helping.â
âI just donât understand,â they said. âHOW could you be okay with all of this?!â
âI enjoy the work.â
âBUT YOU CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BE!â
âI know.â
âThen WHY?!â
She shrugged.
âBecause I want to be a secretary.â
Honestly though, this is very similar to my momâs experience. Sheâs always been super bright, but has realized as sheâs gotten older that intellectual pursuits just arenât her jam. She dropped out of her PhD program to have kids, and although she has her masterâs and was a pretty good school psychologist, she hated having to make huge decisions. Sheâs a church secretary now and loves it, and sheâs GOOD at it; sheâs letting her school psych certification permanently expire this year with zero regrets. If you can be anything you want, that includes the things we donât tend to value as highly as a society. Not everybody is built for or wants the ârespectableâ careers.
My grandma did this to me, saying that i didnât want to get stuck on the outside, making coffee and filing papers. The thing is, thatâs exactly what Iâve always enjoyed the most, making and organizing things. That would be enough for me.
Nobody seems to realize that if you tell people they can be anything they want to be they will. And not everyone WANTS to be doctors or lawyers or CEOs or scientists. Sometimes, they just want to be a secretary.
it took me a LOT of therapy before i was able to shrug off the effects of the Gifted Child Upbringing enough to realize that what i really wanted to be was a house husband and Local Queerdad who writes novels sometimes. god, iâm so much happier now.
ainât nothing wrong with an ordinary life. donât let anybody tell you you have to be the top dog to be worth anything.
@breadâandâroses @pea-green â

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Hogwarts Classes â [insp]
gorgeous
EMERGENCY: HEDGEHOG ON A TINY CAMPING TRIP?!?!?!!!!! When I saw these pictures from hedgehog_azuki on instagram I was like EXCUSE ME WHAT and now Iâm a different, more virtuous person who has been shown the glowing face of humanityâs truest potential and is forever changed by its everbearing gifts. Also it cleared my skin.
just go enjoy your life,Â
i keep seeing the gif set so hereâs the video
America is about to be that part in the lion king where where pride rock became all shitty bc Scar became king
have yet to see a better analogy
Are you implying Hilary Clintonâs daughter will assassinate Donald Trump because Iâm okay with this
Actually, if we follow the narrative, I think it would be the Obama daughters. Which would be even MORE awesome.
Maliaâs gonna fight Trump on the roof of the Whitehouse while itâs on fire.
while joe biden dresses in drag and does the hula as a diversion
Malia throws Trump off the roof. He lands on the White House lawn. Paul Ryan laughs, sinister and low, and eats him.

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First they came for the scientistsâŚ
And the National Parks Services said, âlol, noâ and went rogue and we were all like, âI was not expecting the park rangers to lead the resistance, none of the dystopian novels I read prepared me for this but cool.â
I have seen a lot of people talking about the issues that were removed from the White House website. What I have seen little discussion of (or any, tbh) is whatâs gone up in their place. There are exactly six issues now listed:
America First Energy Plan
America First Foreign Policy
Bringing Back Jobs And Growth
Making Our Military Strong Again
Standing Up For Our Law Enforcement Community
Trade Deals Working For All Americans
Just those headings should be terrifying enough: between the focus on state violence and the coded âAmerica Firstâ white ultranationalism, this is an unabashedly, literally fascist platform. But when you dive into the content, it becomes even more clear:
âPeace through strength will be at the center of that foreign policy.â
â[W]e will rebuild the American military.â
âPresident Trump is committed to reversing this trend [of a military that is marginally smaller in some areas than it was in 1991], because he knows that our military dominance must be unquestioned.â
âThe world will be more peaceful and more prosperous with a stronger and more respected America.â
âOur military needs every asset at its disposal to defend America. We cannot allow other nations to surpass our military capability. The Trump Administration will pursue the highest level of military readiness.â
âFor too long, Americans have been forced to accept trade deals that put the interests of insiders and the Washington elite over the hard-working men and women of this country.â
âThe Trump Administration will be a law and order administration.â
âOur job is not to make life more comfortable for the rioter, the looter, or the violent disrupter.â
âPresident Trump is committed to building a border wall[.]â
â[Trump] is dedicated to enforcing our border laws, ending sanctuary cities, and stemming the tide of lawlessness associated with illegal immigration.â
âThe dangerous anti-police atmosphere in America is wrong. The Trump Administration will end it.â
This is fascism. This is literally, unhyperbolically fascism. If you do not find this utterly terrifying down to the marrow of your bones, it is because either you do not think fascism will come for you and the people you love, or you have paid absolutely no attention to historical precedent about how these people operate and what their ultimate goals are.
Fascism does not stomp up to you, shouting its five-point plan for how itâs going to get rid of the Jews and the Muslims and the queers the Black people and the disabled people and the (âwrong kind ofâ) immigrants and and everybody else who stands in the way of a white nationalist state. It sidles up. It puts its arm around your shoulder. It says, âI am going to make you strong.â It says, âI am going to make you proud.â It says, âI am going to make you succeed, because I know exactly whoâs been keeping you from all the things you know you deserve.â
This administration is telling us exactly who they are.
We need to believe them.
You know, I hadnât even looked at the new website but youâre absolutely right - this is terrifying, and this is textbook.Â
1/22/2017: The editor of the Annual Reviews and producer for Bloomberg news, Anna RascoueĚt-Paz, posted, and within an hour, deleted this tweet on Trumpâs unabashedly fascistic âpressâ âconferenceâ
Okay actually read this itâs unbelievably important
Teen Vogue was right, hes fucking gaslighting us
HE CANâT STOP HE WONâT STOP
OH MY GODDDDDDDDD
If Jesus was born from a virgin birth, doesnât that mean he has only an X chromosome. Wouldnât that make him female?
wait
TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS
I have taken 3 years of Theology, 1 of Apologetics, and 1 of Anatomy and Physiology and Iâm honesty stumped by this one
Those species which are parthenogenic (i.e. self-fertilising, certain lizards, snakes, frogs and fish) the offspring is always genetically/physically female-typical. So yeah, if we were to take the nativity as a scientific story, a parthenogenic human pregnancy (still a scientific impossibility) would result in an AFAB child, and since that child has always been referred to as âheâ, voila, trans jesus.
Actually, I think that depends on species? Like, New Mexico whiptail lizards are an entirely female all-parthenogensis all-the-time species, but Komodo dragon parthenogensis always results in males because their chromosome determination is different.
So clearly, to get to the bottom of this mystery, the first question we need to ask is what kind of reptile was Mary.

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This is a pen of the gods.
like, genuine question, is 2016 the result of TOO MANY TIME TRAVELLERS coming back and trying to fix things but only breaking them even more???
This would explain a lot, actually.
I keep thinking this too... dammit wizarding world.