HELLO ALL

heres the idea: instead of vogue magazine it’s vague magazine. all the editorials are blurry. models shot from 60 feet away. ads just say “buy it”. models hide behind trees and shrubs. you can’t tell what anyone’s wearing.

Don’t tempt me like this.

I find it ridiculous that we still use “Horsepower” as a unit of measurement in this day and age. It means nothing to me. I have no idea of how much power a horse has and I’m frankly terrified to even contemplate it. 

I thought this was some shitpost and I just accepted it

wow marvel announced they’re finally gonna do a black widow standalone film… if it were 2011 i’d be stoked but it’s literally 2018 who is still interested in seeing scarlett johansson in another bad wig 

eye contact feels so like.. private and intimate … u can’t expect me to look u in the eyes.. how invasive…. it’s none of ur business what’s in my eyes