HAVE YOU EVER
Have you ever:
1. Been to an NHL game Yep 2, going on 3
2. Seen the stanley cup Sure have
3. met a hockey player (if so, who?) Not NHL
4. met a hockey player and not known who it was Nope
5. played hockey? Nope
6. gone skating on a pond Yes and failed
7. been to an NHL playoff game I wish
8. Been to a game where a trophy was awarded? Not NHL, but yes
9. Gotten injured playing hockey/skating Just my pride
10. Gotten injured WATCHING hockey YES - DISLOCATED MY FREAKING TOE
11. Cried because of a game THERE ARE MANY OCCASIONS
12. Cried because of a goal AGAIN, MANY OCCAISIONS
13. cried because of a player YES X9999999999
14. cried because of a team YES X9999999999
15. bought a jersey Sure did
16. bought a jersey of a team that wasn’t your top pick Nah
Favorite:
17. Goal Timo Meier’s OT goal against the Ducks October 28th, 2018
18. Fight Alex Ovechkin & Miles Wood October 2016 Because Ovi didn’t sign his photo and send it back.
19. Duo Tavares & Marner
20. Bromance Hischier & Hall
21. Team Edmonton Oilers
22. hockey city Toronto
23. Player under 25 Timo Meier
24. Player over 25 Patrick Marleau
25. Player with a hyphenated name Ryan Nugent-Hopkins
26. NHL player’s name Connor McDavid
27. Goal song besides your own teams idk
28. Player not on your own team Seb Aho
29. Player on your least favorite team idk
30. Color combination of a hockey team Sharks - specifically Stealth Mode
31. Team name New York Islanders
32. Defenseman Brent Burns
33. Forward TImo Meier
34. Goalie Freddie Andersen
35. Coach Mike Babcock
If you were an NHL player:
36. What would your number be? 9
37. What team would you probably be on? idk probably not a good one
38. What position would you play? left wing
39. What would be your goto celly? Rolling arond on the ice looking like a baby seal
40. What would your nickname be? Idk but better not be a shit one
41. How many years would it take for you to win the stanley cup? all of em
42. Would you get along with your coaches? I’d hope so
43. Would you play the villain or the hero? How about I go and hide
44. What kind of charity organizations would you devote most of your time too? Anything to do with animals, or mental health issues
What NHL Team:
45. Would win the stanley cup if winning was only based on being nice Edmonton Oilers
46. Probably has the best parties San Jose Sharks
47. Probably gives the best hugs Toronto Maple Leafs (have you seen Mitch with the mascot?)
48. Will win the stanley cup next
49. Has the best AHL team Toronto Maple Leafs
50. Will be a surprise next year, either good or bad Oilers, hopefully better than this year?
51. Is the cutest Philedelphia Flyers - I’m looking at you Nolan
52. Needs a good pep talk New Jersey Devils
53. Really needs to just chill Boston Bruins
HAVE YOU EVER
Have you ever:
1. Been to an NHL game
Yes, too many to count
2. Seen the stanley cup
Several times
3. met a hockey player (if so, who?)
Yes, many
4. met a hockey player and not known who it was
Most likely
5. played hockey?
Nope
6. gone skating on a pond
Yes and failed
7. been to an NHL playoff game
I wish
8. Been to a game where a trophy was awarded?
Yes but not to my team :(
9. Gotten injured playing hockey/skating
Just my pride
10. Gotten injured WATCHING hockey
YES - DISLOCATED MY FREAKING TOE
11. Cried because of a game
THERE ARE MANY OCCASIONS
12. Cried because of a goal
AGAIN, MANY OCCAISIONS
13. cried because of a player
YES X9999999999
14. cried because of a team
YES X9999999999
15. bought a jersey
A few (over 30)
16. bought a jersey of a team that wasn’t your top pick
Yes…
Favorite:
17. Goal
Timo Meier's OT goal against the Ducks October 28th, 2018
18. Fight
That one Kniesy fight (you know the one)
19. Duo
JOSI & SKJEI
20. Bromance
Timo Meier Nico Hischier during off-season (HM:Arber Xhekaj & Kaiden Ghule)
21. Team
New Jersey Devils
22. Hockey city
Toronto (HM: New Jersey)
23. Player under 25
Matthew Knies, Dawson Mercer (HM: Wyatt Johnston, Luke Evangelista)
24. Player over 25
Timo Meier, Nico Hischier, Mitch Marner (HM:Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, Adam Henrique, Taylor Hall)
25. Player with a hyphenated name
Ryan Nugent-Hopkins
26. NHL player’s name
Roman Josi
27. Goal song besides your own team's
idk
28. Player not on your own team
Mackenzie Weegar
29. Player on your least favorite team
Braeden Schneider
30. Color combination of a hockey team
Devils Jersey Jersey…jersey
31. Team name
Nashville Predators
32. Defenseman
Ryan Graves
33. Forward
Timo Meier
34. Goalie
STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUART SKINNER
35. Coach
Sheldon Keefe
If you were an NHL player:
36. What would your number be?
17
37. What team would you probably be on? Aim for the Devils but would probably end up on the Sharks
38. What position would you play?
left wing
39. What would be your goto celly? One leg up "Fuck yeah baby let's go" bc I'm not original
40. What would your nickname be?
Idk but better not be a shit one
41. How many years would it take for you to win the stanley cup?
all of em
42. Would you get along with your coaches?
No but I'd stfu
43. Would you play the villain or the hero?
I'm just happy to be here
44. What kind of charity organizations would you devote most of your time too?
Anything to do with animals, or mental health issues
What NHL Team:
45. Would win the stanley cup if winning was only based on being nice
Calgary Flames
46. Probably has the best parties
Nashville Predators
47. Probably gives the best hugs
Toronto Maple Leafs (have you seen Mitch with the mascot?)
48. Will win the stanley cup next
It's the SCF right now so I'm not saying SHIT
49. Has the best AHL team
Toronto Maple Leafs
50. Will be a surprise next year, either good or bad
Come on Sharkies…you can do better!!!
51. Is the cutest
It's a TIE - Leafs & Devils (iykyk)
52. Needs a good pep talk
THE FUCKING LEAFS PLEASE DON'T LET ME DOWN BRO
53. Really needs to just chill
Boston Bruins, NY Rangers, CANES
