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Great way to start the new year with @sshardassanderson! It was the last thing I was expecting, but I couldn’t be happier. #officiallyoffthemarket #pawsoffbitches

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Marley: I might have known a little bit in advance.

Charlie: You did?

Charlie: Oh, well that's| [ DELETED ]

Charlie: Why weren't you| [ DELETED ]

[ IN THE MORNING ]

QUINN: Hey Charlie, thank you :) Happy New Year to you as well. Did you have a nice night?

CHARLIE: You’re welcome. How was your night? Were you with your men? How have you been doing?

CHARLIE: My night was pretty great, honestly.

CHARLIE: Darius proposed.

ELIANA: NOOO. BITE ME. NO.

ELIANA: I don't think it's possible that you could look extra gorgeous but we're going to try. Me I totally can look a little extra gorgeous. Ale wasn't in the mood for a big party which is so perfect for me because I just want to spend it with him and you guys.

ELIANA: You threw Stephanie Tanner are me?! Now that's what's really rude, you ho bag.

ELIANA: LOL I love you too.

ELIANA: Me too. If my year is filled with how I spend New Year's Eve then that's all I need in the world. My bestie, my boy, and my boss.

ELIANA: lol I texted B because he didn't invite me :(

CHARLIE: lmao I mean I could but then Ale might get jealous because we both know if I bit you it'd lead to more ;D

CHARLIE: RUDE. Why can't I also be extra gorgeous???? That's not fair. Maybe I don't /wanna/ go out now. Least my boyfriend doesn't tell me I can't be a little extra gorgeous for the end of the year. :P

CHARLIE: YOU WERE RUDE FIRST HO.

CHARLIE: 😘😘😘

CHARLIE: That sounds like a great end to the year and an even better start to the new one.

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You’re welcome, babe. That’s good of you. I honestly didn’t know Blaine was on a sober living type of kick, but good for him. No rush to drink it, though. Enjoy it when you open it! The longer it sits, the better it tastes.

ELIANA: Ew. No. Don't give me all that next week, month, year, decade shit. I'm too sober to handle that shit right now lol

ELIANA: Mhm, I saw you typing for a fucking decade. Look, I know it sucks but you can sacrifice once in a blue moon. Plus I want to look extra sexy when I ring in the new year with my incredibly sexy without even trying man.

ELIANA: And yes, you look like shit.

ELIANA: I actually asked D if he'd be down with just the four of us spending the night together. We could have a couple drinks, chill out, watch the ball drop and then go to our separate corners for dirty sexy yum yum time.

ELIANA: In the end, you three are my real family and you're who I want to spend my night with. You cool with that?

CHARLIE: lmao well it's true! Can you imagine what 2000 was like? Next week, month, year, decade? Next *century*?

CHARLIE: Yeah yeah. You know how I get about this pampering stuff, but /fine/. I guess you make a good point, though. It would be nice to look extra gorgeous when I ring in the new year with Dare.

CHARLIE: https://media1.tenor.com/images/a9351590d382e8aacb1daf8d217b5745/tenor.gif

CHARLIE: 'dirty sexy yum yum time'

CHARLIE: I love you rofl

CHARLIE: But yeah. That honestly sounds amazing. I couldn't think of a better way to ring in the new year than with you three.

ELIANA: Hey, what are you up to today?

ELIANA: I was just struck with the realization when I woke up today that we're literally about to start a new year and new decade and all that, and like you said, this year was kind of pretty fucking crazy. So I was thinking.. let's go out today.

ELIANA: Just you and me. Let's go be pampered, spoiled bitches and ring in the new year the right way. I won't take no for an answer so get your fine ass dressed.

CHARLIE: Not much tbh. I know that I want to watch the ball drop and have that midnight kiss with Dare but beyond that I have zero plans ha. I might stop by the garage at some point, but I dunno lol.

CHARLIE: I heard someone say that January is next week (this was last week), next month, next year, and next decade. That shit threw me for a loop.

CHARLIE: I don’t do that kind of shit, El. I don’t wa| [ DELETED ]

CHARLIE: You know how much I hate that sort of | [ DELETED ]

CHARLIE: SIGHHHHHH. [ DELETED ]

CHARLIE: You tryin to say I look like shit? 😜😜😜

I don’t think they make anything big enough to measure how much love there is between us, love. I’m surprised the town hasn’t collapsed under the weight of our love.

delivered to Elliott’s place late Sunday night with a small card attached to the bottle.

delivered to Blaine & Marley’s apartment late Sunday morning, at the same time Marley’s gifts were delivered with a small card on top of them

Blaine,

Merry Christmas! I’m sorry that everything is late, but I really do hope that you had a great holiday. I’m still not 100% sure that you would like all of these, but you seem to be just as much of a dork as my sister is (and as I am, but I’ll never admit that out loud), so hopefully you won’t hate them.

Merry Christmas, B!

Charlie

@starshineblaine​

two packages are delivered to Aston’s house early Sunday evening with individual notes on both packages.

Delivered to Hunter Clarington’s house with a note saying it was for Quinn

Quinn,

I know we’re not super close, but you seem like a genuinely good and nice person. Someone that I would be honored to call my friend. I know that we’ve both been through a lot in the last week or so, but no one more than you. I’m not really religious, but I hope at the very least the necklace can help provide solace with everything that’s been going on. 

Delivered to Peyton’s place early Sunday evening

My dearest Ivy!

I know we haven’t talked or hung out as much as we used to lately, and I’m sorry about that. I’ve been so focused on trying to deal with my own things that I’ve been mildly ignoring everything else. I really am sorry for doing so. I’m very happy you found someone like Sam, someone who makes you so happy. You deserve nothing but utter happiness.

I love you, P, and I miss you and your beautiful face. I hope you had an amazing Christmas!

Love, Harley

@southsidepey​

Delivered to her doorstep Sunday evening

Riley!

I know we don’t talk or hang out as much as we used to anymore, but you’re still a great friend. You’re one of the few people around here that I can geek out with who actually knows what I’m talking about, especially in terms of LotR. 

I hope you had a really great Christmas! I’m sorry my stuff is late, but I hope you like everything.

Charlie

@rileshuds​

delivered to his trailer early sunday morning

Sammy!

I know we haven’t spoken in a while, but you’re still family. You’re one of the only people who understands just how nerdy I can get, ha. I’m glad you and P are together; you two are cute, and you make each other happier. I hope you had a really great Christmas; I’m sorry these are late, but I hope you love them!

Charlie

@serpentevans​