Things I like

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......

He’s 4x weak to grass and he’s loving that vine whip. Damn now I gotta kink shame a predominantly irrelevant Pokemon? Smh.

And that fucking arch in her back! She knows he likes it! and floette is fucking watching it all like she’s got a premium account on pornhub smh

Pokemon Heritage Post

calling quagsire “”predominantly irrelevant”” bitch i will fuck you the fuck up

supermarkets should have benches

everywhere should have benches

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

this is necromancy

as i slowly try to get over my arachnophobia i must confess i always thought it was silly when people told me "don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them!" like okay first of all i'm not even sure if thats true, most house spiders seem like they're kinda minding their own business while i am demonstrably freaking out. second of all if it IS true then it doesnt even change how scared i am. like great now we're both scared. i'm scared, the spiders scared, everythings fucked. lets just burn the house down hand in unlovable hand (and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand.)

Actually more helpful to arachnophobia is the fact that spiders hate the feel of human skin. They think you're really really gross

^This. Like the tags said it is veeeery hard to get a spider on your hand they just hate touching you so much. Despite the fact that I'm not even a little bit scared or grossed out by bugs I still have to let spiders outside by the paper-and-cup method because trying to get one on your skin is just impossible.

no seriously i’ve SEEN them freak out and go “eEEWWWW I TOUCHED IITTT” and they shake off their feet like cats it’s so funny 😭

*sigh* It's getting just like Christmas; the celebration starts earlier and earlier each year. Next thing you know, there'll be togas and knives everywhere.

i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless

This post got weird

This post started with fucking hairless sharks. Weird wasn’t a destination so much as a jumping off point.

I’ve never been so surprised not to encounter the word “smooth” in a text post