La Vie Est Drôle

This never gets old.

i remember one dude that came in last week that tried to convince me that his optical drive was his hard drive

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

this callout is completely deserved

When you have to pee but the cat is laying on you so you’d rather die