✨Nick✨

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

#a samurai with a flintlock pistol sitting next to a guy dressed as a caveman drinking a styrofoam cup of dr pepper#and it fucks severely

It's not THE renaissance, it's A renaissance. Of what? Up to you

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

just tripped & broke someones evil scepter in the lockers today FML

@evilwizard I FOUND WHO BROKE YOUR SCEPTER, BOSS!!!

*points my withered finger* that was Balenciaga, dirtbag

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post