Weird Internet Thingz

oh worm?

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

Okay, if you are tired then you won't be able to read. There I say it. No one else want to say it. It is strange. If you are tired, if you cannot finish a book that's a given. That's why you need to read...at work. You need to steal your reading time from your employers.

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

finally someone said it

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

what do you mean my childhood affected me

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you