You Just Got Nicked

A ruh to where you couldn’t take 30 seconds to say goodbye? K. Well I hope you have a good time

Wow. You K'd me. Wow. W O W. Pce then.

They were a little bit necessary because you didn’t say goodbye. That’s cool though. How do you like them so far?

Well I was in a rush. They were great, then we ended up at Frat Row and I dont remember after that. But now we're in Tennessee.

Where did you go??

Two question marks wasn't necessary. I'm doing a college tour with Tucker. We're in Kentucky right now. Louisville and UK tomorrow.

… Why can’t you?

uh cause I left town like yesterday.

No church for two weeks

At your door? Like was she trying to find clients by banging at random doors?

Yeah. I mean we're not going to stay in Hiltons every night. Maybe at the end though.

No church for two weeks

Tsk, tsk you should kick his ass and make him.

I did. We're sleeping in a cheap motel. Pretty sure the banging was a prostitute at the door.

I have whatever you had.. so no..

Oh, tell Jake to take care of you I can't really help right now.

u ok

Watching pitch perfect for the hundredth time

Ha.Good times.  I meant I would have said no any way.

Ah, okay I got it. Oh well I wasn't asking anyways. Though my brother is free I think. He's there....somewhere.

Watching pitch perfect for the hundredth time

Thank God, because there’s only so many times I can say no. 

Most of the time I heard 'Yes yes yes oh god yes!' so you're confusing me now.

Watching pitch perfect for the hundredth time

That’s your way of asking me to have sex with you, right?

Uh, no. We're past the point of no return.

No church for two weeks

Oh well that kinda makes sense I wanna go there now. Well it’s okay you don’t need to put a strain on yourself. You have an exciting week in front of you.

Heh I got it to be two weeks but fucking Tucker is being a lazy shit and we haven't left yet.