the not so innocent lamb

I’m just being silly, you know how I am, always worried about my family. They’re fine, I’m fine. No problems. 

Everyone is good for now. You just have to learn to be away from home, but I should check in on Milly. Who knows what mom has done to her by now. 

I know they’re doing fine… eh, doesn’t matter.

What doesn’t matter?

I was looking at the boys actually. Lukey was the worst, but then he’d flash his pearly whites, call me amazing and quickly walk away before I could yell at him. …I should call them.

Luke can be a mastermind into getting what he wants sometimes. I will give him that. I'm sure they're doing fine, Whit.

Gotta love having a dishwasher in that case. But dishes aren’t that bad, except for when people notice you washing them but don’t bring their dirty plates until you’ve already cleaned the entire kitchen…

I honestly have no idea if I've ever done that. 

Good, because home cooking will be happening and it shall be healthy but good. Aha, perf! Means more space for bags and pretty dresses. Woohoo, how good are we? Money saving gurus haha. Haha nice, I’m sure the boys will come running for that alone. Can you believe we start on Monday? I’m way too excited, it’s going to be perf perf perf. I’m just not too sure about psych - working with Uncle Sebby was so much fun, and HR looks appealing. But I have the whole year to decide anyway.

That's sounds good to me, because if I want unhealthy food I'll hang out with Jackson and his hot new teammates I met a couple the other day, so yummy. Monday is going to be fabulous and just ugh, everything is so perf right now. 

You always look hot, and if you worked out anymore, I’d call you anorexic, so no dieting ty. It’s bad enough I’ve been staring at the studded Louboutins for three days now, I feel like we need to convert the guest room’s closet into the official shoe closet. Oh! I forgot to tell you, Uncle Sebby scored me work at his law firm over here, so that just means more money to spend on things. How amazing am I? Weed is the key, are we still doing weed nights on Thursday?

No dieting, it is then. That s a brilliant idea and they can be organized by color and brand name. You are so amazing it's ridic! and I still have my money from the modeling jobs my mom booked me this summer so I think we'll be able to manage the money well without having to use our rent money until Christmas. Of course we are, what other day would we do them on?

You’re not on kitchen duty this week anyway, so chill. Good point, but I’m pretty sure this place is soundproof, I had no intention of hearing you sexing it up with the hot seniors at Columbia anytime soon. I have a feeling our closets are going to be full after a month, but good thing is that we’re the same size in almost everything so yay! And of course you’d be proud, it took you long enough. But taking a walk on the devil’s road has been brilliant… but sticking to my no harmful drug substance rule. 

Yay! Ugh, hot Columbia seniors sound so good, so glad that I actually worked this summer so I don't have to diet before school starts because I look hot. Our closet is def going to be full there are stores on our way to school shoe stores, so many stores. Most importantly we have the same shoe size, the potential for so many shoes. So happy. We stick to weed and weed alone, that's the code.