The stars will lie with you

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.

*monkey’s paw gives me a biiig thumbs up*

tumblr feed 2010: "some girls are 'swagg.' but me, im awkotaco XD" tumblr feed 2013: gifset of rise of the guardians and supernatural slashfic with an audio link of "tongue tied" by grouplove at the bottom tumblr feed 2015: zenpencils comic, followed by a homestuck fan video set to uptown funk, followed by a steven universe kinnie telling a dangan ronpa kinnie to kill themselves tumblr feed 2018: "AOC and Bernie are going to build democratic socialism in the United States! Also you should check out this guy JPEGMAFIA for his epic dunks he sounds like the Death Grips" tumblr feed 2021: poorly censored furry pornography tumblr feed 2025: 30 page vagueposting war between an 18 year old zionist transandrophobia truther tguy with an obsession for a background character in a 90s cartoon and a 27 year old transfem that listens to too much bad folk punk and has only read the cliffs notes version of whipping girl, both reblog too much dungeon meshi gifs

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

dj got us killing ourselves again

babygirl your sudoku solving skills are out of this world

I just want to get dicked down again =/